Over-Texting Momma
Mom: Did u get in2 class
Mom: How was wk
Mom: How was wk
Me: It was ok
Mom: Was it busy
Me: Very
Mom: WOW!
Mom: Hi did u get in2 class
Mom: What do u do in class
Temptresses!
so which one of you temptresses left an ice cream cake in the freezer. my dilemma: coffee vs. ice cream for breakfast. demon children!!!!!
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Early Fireworks from the “Doob Smokers”
June 30th, and we are officially under siege. The Dead Architect’s Home, now inhabited by the “doob smokers” with lots of disposable income(?!) has had some great ones tonight. A half stick and 30 seconds of really high, professional looking fireworks that probably cost $200. Dad and I gave them a thumbs up, a whoo-whoo and a whistle. Hope they’ll save some for the 4th.
They’re at it again, so we’re heading back out to the porch.
Love you all,
Mom
XOXOXOXXO
Breaking News
I was behind a lady about 60 yrs old at TJ Maxx and followed her to the carts. She was dressed really nice. She farted really HUGE 3 times!!
It’s So Hot…
Backstory: My mom had posted something on her Facebook account about how hot it is where we live, and this is how she replied to someone agreeing with her.
The squirrels need pot holders to hold their nuts!
I didn’t mean it like that!
Mom: It was nice to see you today! You looked so pretty! What did you do different?!?
Mom: wait…
Mom: umm…
Mom: SHIT, I didn’t mean it like that!
The Lawn Whisperer
Mom: I can hear the lawn calling out–begging to me mowed
Me: Oh really? That’s weird I don’t hear anything
Mom: Listen closer
Up for Grabs
Any need for the following:
Clothes shaver (w/batteries–yeah!)
Sponge Mop refills–What kind do you have? Do you have one?
A Weiner Whistle
Worshiping at the Electronic Altar
Mom: Guess how your dad fixed the TV while I was out of town this weekend.
Me: He bought a new one.
Mom: Predictable, isn’t he?
Me: I CALL THE OLD ONE! Predictable aren’t I?
Mom: I thought you might. Wait to see if he gets the old one fixed.
Me: Why is he getting it fixed if he bought a new one?
Mom: Sweetie. I mean really. It may have something to do with the mating call of the sonybird and the samsung warbler…sort of like the automotiveology religion. Your dad worships at many alters, many of them being electronic.
Unless Something Else Comes Up
Hi there – just a reminder to always put some sunscreen on – every day – regardless of the weather! ….skin cancer cases are way up – I had a little biopsy (waiting for results) from my forehead (which is probably fine)…I still feel horribly guilty about Ben’s second degree burns while at San Mateo day camp…once you are burned – those cells are at way greater potential for future cancer. yuck
okay – that’s the Jewish Mother message for the day (unless something else comes up) ha.
xoxoxox
