for your korean knock offs.  don’t be so snobby; i’m not going to buy anything blatantly fake.

After you left the animals all crashed for Sunday and then Monday AFTERNOON sIMON GOT UP AND STARTED LOOKING FOR cHAUNCEY .hE TORE THE HOUSE APART AND WENT TO EVERY HIDEY HOLE YOUR CAT HAD BEEN IN AND WAS QUITE DESPERATE IN HIS LONELINESS .It is so sad .How is the visit with [redacted]’s Mum [...]

Hey-I just had the scariest thing happen in the hotel here around 5 pmish…I was in here on the computer and watching tv and heard a knock on the door and thankfully, DID NOT OPEN THE DOOR.  I said, who’s there? I could barely see out the peep hole…the guy said “housekeeping” in a middle [...]

Hi! Been trying to get in touch with you. I’ll try again today. What’s happening? What are you going to do now school’s out? Do you have enough $ to get by? Today is Rachel’s b-day, ——— and I went out to eat yesterday with my sisters to a Chinese buffet. Saturday, the sisters and [...]

 I just wanted to warn you:  SOLE SUCKS!!!!!You know how our Mommy is the best cook in the whole wide world??  And how she makes THE BEST RAW HAMBURGER ever!!!!!!  She has just the right talent to take it out of the package and touches it just so before she gives me samples of it [...]

Hi Honey:  Hope all is going well and you are not to stressed!  Please take care and don’t let all the traveling get to you.  And Awards!! like OMG 
[Redacted] was on the Today Show today and talked about how wonderful the script was and how intelligent and nice you are.   I hope you [...]

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I saw this item for sale and thought that you might be interested.  I may be all wrong but I thought this might be something you would like me to make for you.  Let me know if you are interested. Love Mom Title of item:    Knit Kit: Classy Capelet Item #:           40481 Item Description: A [...]

got these ‘mom’ sneakers in all black (you can hardly see the alligator on the outside but it is visible…..)also a cool pair of white leather pumas with black stripes and the big cat -what’s your take on white jeans ……?? please advise 

 What’s with the snarkiness about not being able to take your call? Swank going to your head? Zen-out dude. Thanks for the contact #, happy you arrived safely and now back to the pomegranates. xo, M.