for your korean knock offs.  don’t be so snobby; i’m not going to buy anything blatantly fake.

After you left the animals all crashed for Sunday and then Monday AFTERNOON sIMON GOT UP AND STARTED LOOKING FOR cHAUNCEY .hE TORE THE HOUSE APART AND WENT TO EVERY HIDEY HOLE YOUR CAT HAD BEEN IN AND WAS QUITE DESPERATE IN HIS LONELINESS .It is so sad .How is the visit with [redacted]’s Mum going? Just don’t be a smart-ass and she will see how lovely you really are .
 
love and miss you,
Mum

Hey-I just had the scariest thing happen in the hotel here around 5 pmish…I was in here on the computer and watching tv and heard a knock on the door and thankfully, DID NOT OPEN THE DOOR.  I said, who’s there? I could barely see out the peep hole…the guy said “housekeeping” in a middle eastern voice…well, housekeeping had been here earlier and I even checked the fridge thinking well, maybe they forgot the water in the fridge but….water was there…I tried to look out the peep hole again and could see a guy out there and he said housekeeping again…well, I didn’t open the door…I called the operator who put me through to security.  They sent a guard up and when I told him the guy had a middle eastern voice, he said, huh, we don’t have anyone on staff that fits that description.
 
OH my gosh, I’m so grateful that I was smart, and didn’t open the door….please, remember….NEVER OPEN THE DOOR…EVEN IN YOUR APARTMENT..I know the dorm is a little different, but you really should leave your door locked.
 
I am so grateful that I had the presence of mind not to open that door. I’m scared for someone else if they opened their door. OK, love you a bunch. Love, Mama

Hi! Been trying to get in touch with you. I’ll try again today. What’s happening? What are you going to do now school’s out? Do you have enough $ to get by? Today is Rachel’s b-day, ——— and I went out to eat yesterday with my sisters to a Chinese buffet. Saturday, the sisters and I went to see Naked Boys. It was just ok, only 1 hour. Guess, can’t have a lot of stories to be written for a play with naked guys.

 I just wanted to warn you:  SOLE SUCKS!!!!!

You know how our Mommy is the best cook in the whole wide world??  And how she makes THE BEST RAW HAMBURGER ever!!!!!!  She has just the right talent to take it out of the package and touches it just so before she gives me samples of it – ooooh, heaven!   And she’s really, really great with tuna fish cans – I just LOVE taking the cans out of the garbage and licking every last morcel out – but this sole – NOT GOOD!

I went with her to work today and when she returned to me in the car she brought me a foil pack – normally a VERY GOOD thing!  Some of it was chipotle flavored = and that was pretty good – but there was some that was just plain!  YUCK!!!!

But I got back at her – when she went into the library I spread the plain boring smelly stuff ALL OVER THE CAR!!!!!!!  Yup, in the sunshine too!  I put some in the back seat, some in the front seat, some on the floor – boy, she will remember this day – and only bring me salmon in the future!!!!!!!

Love you!!

Molly Pup

Hi Honey:  Hope all is going well and you are not to stressed!  Please take care and don’t let all the traveling get to you.  And Awards!! like OMG 

[Redacted] was on the Today Show today and talked about how wonderful the script was and how intelligent and nice you are.   I hope you enjoy Minnesota, how about the weather it must be a shock to you after all the warm weather in LA. Where do you go after Minnesota?

I hope home for a few days so you can rest. (Do you notice I answer my own questions) !
I read the blog today and loved the article from the New Yorker, your blob is very funny and clever you have so much fun with it no wonder everyone Love’s it. We are all well and looking forward to seeing again soon. The cat’s are having a lot fun with this very large box, Larry has been in it and just looks out at you …he is very..well you know …crazy?

Have a great day and remember we are thinking of you

Love Mom

I saw this item for sale and thought that you might be interested.  I may be all wrong but I thought this might be something you would like me to make for you.  Let me know if you are interested.

 Love Mom


 Title of item:    Knit Kit: Classy Capelet
 Item #:           40481

 Item Description:
 A Fun Fur that will liven up your evening.

 It’s 14” long with a 54” circumference.

got these ‘mom’ sneakers in all black (you can hardly see the alligator on the outside but it is visible…..)
also a cool pair of white leather pumas with black stripes and the big cat -


what’s your take on white jeans ……?? please advise  :)

 What’s with the snarkiness about not being able to take your call?
 Swank going to your head?

 Zen-out dude.

 Thanks for the contact #, happy you arrived safely and now back to the
 pomegranates.

 xo, M.

Hi kiddo,

Did you receive your gift yet? We are really enjoying our CD’s. thank you so much! We hope you’re doing well, and have no broken bones from the ski boarding!

Hugs & Kisses,

Love, mom & dad

Wow! Did you do your makeup?
It is great!
This bear looks ungry? The real ones look playfull, no?
Will try the wig, will see, OK?
 
Love,
 
MOm
oxoxoxoxoox

We thought of you, Jake and Jilly, alot yesterday and hope that Dusty is ok, though obviously sore – poor chap.  How did you cope with the smell of the hospital and sitting around all day.  I had an experience that I don’t wish to repeat, yesterday.  I was drying myself in the shower and said to Dad that something had bitten me You Know Where and was horrifed when he looked and said that it was a tick which he had to remove with tweezers  – yuk!
 
Speak soon but in the meantime huge, huge hugs from Pinny xyxyxy

 paulhiitsyourmomtryingtolearnemailitsverycoldheretoday-degreesyesterdaywas38hopethisworkslovemom

SOOOO GLAD  to hear from you!! Sounds like you are off to a good start – shopping! They have Ikea there and no TIMS!!! What kind of a world is it anyway!? Do be kind to yourself guilt free! Hope you can find some nice classy sheets… and good food! I got weepy on the way home – missing you- and then dad felt better and the world was as he knew it! But I was pretty brave – like you… Saw [spiritual guide] Tues night and had a lovely meditation and great hug from him so that helped..Love you write soon. Mommy …

You know, being a tad more objective than Daddy (ha), I understand their not inviting you. Weddings always have list problems because of money, etc. If it were your wedding it probably would be the same. We’d ask the Teitelbaums as part of our friends list if we were having a big enough wedding, but would not include Debbie or Shira, and I’m assuming you would not invite Shira as part of your friend quota, since you guys were never that close and haven’t hung out in what (?) 13 years. And this is from Ms Include Everybody. Oh well, that’s my take although I would love it if they had. Daddy forgot to mention that Bob knows about John Allen and was just speaking to a mutual friend about how John has this great collection of bows. Isn’t that weird. And it was the best concert! I went to have my hair colored yesterday and found out that everyone there has had the weird bug I’ve had and that it “comes back” and can last for a month. I’m still coughing. Are you better

Hi Babe,

So… you need a cleaning story ASAP, don’t ya think? Call a cleaning service, even if you just use them to get you back up to a neutral spot.

How about,… you’ve been traveling, and had guests in your place, and this is the mess, ”THEY LEFT YOU IN!” Then… even every 2 weeks having a cleaning person or service with be the best money spent for both YOU and [XXXX]. 

AND… the cat’s will adjust to the cleaning days, cause they will just have to Go For IT, and tell me how it all works out!!!

I love you, and we are sooooooooooooooo P R O U D of YOU!

Mom

hi kate hope you are ok. I have entered a competition to win 20 holidays. i  have given them your e-mail address, so hope it is ok. The site is travel Zoo which sends info about holiday bargains. Today we have been to see Aunty marg and Jim as there was no school due to the strike. Tomorrow we ae off to cardiff to see Il Divo. Hopefully we shall meet up with ruth for a drink before hand. Your father’s diet is going well. He has lost a stone since Christmas. Spoke to daf this morning, he asked if I liked my present (the balloon). Llyr was due to land today. They are staying in a new hotel tonight. One of the rugby boys’ father has opened a new hotel and they want people to test it and fill in a form!!! look forward to seeing you on Friday lots of swsus mam x x x