Mom: hi kid. on the way to jumble java, i started crying. the kids are moving in to the dorms today and i saw a dad hugging his daughter goodbye and i lost it. that feeling never goes away. :( mom

Me: don’t be lame, mom

Mom: i hope i live long enough to see you experience the same feeling. and i’m not lame.

Me: well at the rate i’m going, i doubt you’ll be around to see my kids go to college. even if i do have some, they’ll have three heads because i won’t have them until i’m 50.

Mom: well then it will be three times as hard to say goodbye.