Just wanted to say hi.  I know you’re probably busy getting caught up at work after last week.  I hope you enjoyed the plays.  Did you get the movie I sent you?  Today is our 31st anniversary.  We are eating leftovers for dinner, and I was bit by a dog this morning.  I’m not foaming [...]

Check out Fredericks of Hollywood Dita Von Teese collection.  Very nostalgic and tasteful.
Love Ya,Mom

Hey, I tried to call you this morning…I saw in the paper today that the IRS is sending out what they’re calling “economy boosting” checks - like a bonus - to folks who filed taxes last year (that would be YOU) and that they’re issuing them for folks who got their returns direct deposited (isn’t [...]

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Do not say wamp wamp.  It is meaningless and vulgar!! is it supposed to have a meaning?? Love, Mummy

Hi darlings, I hate magic.  Please let’s not go here.Love your mom

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I have been re-reading several of your past emails. Dad prints them out for me since he is always on the computer and I never am. I prefer reading “letters” rather than staring at a screen. I have several questions and comments.Concerning your last email, I don’t understand how your friend is such a poor [...]

In other news, your father asked me this morning if he could borrow my nasal irrigator.  I got very excited, thinking he was being pro-active in fighting the cold that’s got him sniffling non-stop already.  Turns out he just wanted to use the irrigator to inject jelly into the croissants he was baking.  I could [...]

just checking on you, like you check on me.consider yourself checked.checkmatewrite a checkcheck it off the listChubby Checkercheck and see…check it outI will check in at the hotel californiaI’ll check you later — oh no oh no — somebody’s messing with the stone!