Just wanted to say hi.  I know you’re probably busy getting caught up at work after last week.  I hope you enjoyed the plays.  Did you get the movie I sent you?  Today is our 31st anniversary.  We are eating leftovers for dinner, and I was bit by a dog this morning.  I’m not foaming at the mouth, so far.  The fun never ends.  Love, Mom

Check out Fredericks of Hollywood Dita Von Teese collection.  Very nostalgic and tasteful.

Love Ya,
Mom

Hey, I tried to call you this morning…I saw in the paper today that the IRS is sending out what they’re calling “economy boosting” checks – like a bonus – to folks who filed taxes last year (that would be YOU) and that they’re issuing them for folks who got their returns direct deposited (isn’t that also YOU?) first!  The article says you’re eligible for up to $600…I sure hope that’s YOU!!

Do not say wamp wamp.  It is meaningless and vulgar!!
 
is it supposed to have a meaning??
 
Love, Mummy

Hi darlings, I hate magic.  Please let’s not go here.

Love your mom

I have been re-reading several of your past emails. Dad prints them out for me since he is always on the computer and I never am. I prefer reading “letters” rather than staring at a screen. I have several questions and comments.

Concerning your last email, I don’t understand how your friend is such a poor businessman when he has an MBA from Wharton, which was the number 1 business school in the country at the time.

You told me to give Alice my recipe. NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! It is the only thing I make well and therefore will never share that recipe. It still makes me feel good that Coach even mentioned it in his speech at the end-of-season banquet.

I am forwarding on an email that was written before and was not sent, concerning Dave.

Love,
Mom

In other news, your father asked me this morning if he could borrow my nasal irrigator.  I got very excited, thinking he was being pro-active in fighting the cold that’s got him sniffling non-stop already.  Turns out he just wanted to use the irrigator to inject jelly into the croissants he was baking.  I could write a fucking book.

I’ve got to buckle down now and read this new script.

XXOO
MA

just checking on you, like you check on me.
consider yourself checked.
checkmate
write a check
check it off the list
Chubby Checker
check and see…
check it out
I will check in at the hotel california
I’ll check you later — oh no oh no — somebody’s messing with the stone!

Hi love,

Berlin is grandiose and fascinating.  We’re seeing many sights via train and subway – traveling in grand style.  Hotel is great but has an unfortunate nudes pic over the bed.  Tomorrow we check Dresden and back to U.K. on Saturday.

Love,
Mom

I called the LA County Registrar of Voters because Cassandra told me it’s not too late to register (have up until Jan. 22). You can register at:
library
post office
fire stations
DMV
city hall
 
SO PLEASE DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY SO YOU CAN VOTE IN THE FEB. 5 PRIMARY.

 
NOTE OF CAUTION:
DO NOT LIST YOUR PHONE NO. OR YOU WILL BE DELUGED WITH PHONE CALLS. 
IF YOU REGISTER AS AN INDEPENDENT, YOU WON’T (SUPPOSEDLY) RECEIVE ALL THE JUNK MAIL.
 
As Nike says, “JUST DO IT”

Yo Dudettes,

Dad and I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall—it was not very good. I don’t really like watching people have sex, and besides that, it wasn’t that good or funny.

Yo Mama

Judy wanted to know if you knew Keith Gessen. she said you should go out with him heis cute. on style page of todays times.love, mom

Are you kidding?!
Of course———————-not.
Hey on page one of the Post Dispatch business section today is an article that reassures me that the intership people you have been in contact with are not in the male sex slave business.  I am sure you are greatly relieved:)
I’ll bet you didn’t know I knew how to make that little smily face.
Love
mom

I’m just as excited as you about Peru! Just PLEASE don’t fall in love with an Inca Indian. It’s hard enough planning a NYC wedding, never mind a different continent!
Good idea to check with Health Services re Hep A.

SUMMER IS COMING!!!! Love, Mom

Thought you might like to see what we can do with vegetables and fruit beside eating it…Have Great Day….and Weekend.

good morning

It would be great idea to get out of your funk by GOING TO THE GYM. It works wonders… all you have to do is get yourself there and you’ll be transformed.

also…. your brother is watching the MAGIC BULLET infomercial so I thought
of you !

love,
mommy

Are the phone lines down in Niagara Falls …:)
 
Much Love,
Mom

I also love you and I don’t mean to be “mean and horrible every single day.” I am not defending myself – obviously I am offending and hurting you, but I just wonder if you are being a bit hyperbolic about the extent of my meanness? I guess I am thinking that if I am as awful as you allege, you should probably divorce me.

Mom