mom and the kayak

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mom: I hated kayaking so much this weekend I used the F word on Dad

mom: He kayaked away for awhile and I was lost

mom: stupid me

mom: don't use the F word unless you can find home

mom: but he felt sorry for me cause I was paddling backwards at one point

mom: actually, I found backwards more relaxing

mom: but he thinks I was just incompetant

Posted on 04.01.2008 at 12:53 am

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