Please email me right away and tell me you are alive.. Thank you.
Mom
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"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
— Josh
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- Lottery Disappointment (1)
- Ship: Has this website been abandoned?
- Why Are You Giving Me Smiley Testicles? (3)
- merl: I had no idea that was a heart.
- Grandma Can’t Be Bothered? (80)
- Stop Beastin’, Yo (2)
- Amalia: It was my mom who wrote this. She meant “freaking out”.
- Lottery Disappointment (1)
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Past 7 Days
Past 30 Days
6 Months
All Time
- 1. Good Luck with Your Mutant Ear +27
- 2. Patience Is a Virtue +25
- 3. You’re the Best Adult Vomiter I Know +25
- 4. If I Die, Tell Them What I Ate +24
- 5. The Dogs Are Catholic +20
- 6. Who Cares What You Want for Christmas? +18
- 7. Threatening Christmas Lunch +16
- 8. Movin’ On Up +15
- 9. Mom’s Thanksgiving Excitement +15
- 10. Killing Intruders, Then Dinner and Sangria +14
- 1. Don’t Passive-Aggressive-Smile-Face-ME +1501
- 2. Mom, Dad and Facebook: A Dangerous Combo +1167
- 3. Get me out of here! +1056
- 4. The Grown-Ass Woman’s Club +1019
- 5. Hear me…RABBITS. +1017
- 6. What Mom Learned From AARP +977
- 7. Sometimes a Snake is Just a Snake +955
- 8. How to Save Your Marriage +913
- 9. Spring Cleaning? +873
- 10. What Men Want +815
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Past 7 Days
Past 30 Days
6 Months
All Time
- 1. Auto Draft (0)
- 1. If I Die, Tell Them What I Ate (7)
- 2. Butt Dialing, Septic Tanks, Valentines. (6)
- 3. Your Daily Dose of Total Gibberish (4)
- 4. We're Tight (3)
- 5. You're the Best Adult Vomiter I Know (3)
- 6. Christ in a Clown Suit (3)
- 7. Why Are You Giving Me Smiley Testicles? (3)
- 8. The Dogs Are Catholic (3)
- 9. Threatening Christmas Lunch (2)
- 10. On Breaking Up (2)
- 1. Where Are You From? (182)
- 2. Today in Mom News: How Did You Choose Your Child's Name? (132)
- 3. First You Pierce Your Nose, Then You Have Illegitimate Children (98)
- 4. Grandma Can't Be Bothered? (80)
- 5. Don't Passive-Aggressive-Smile-Face-ME (76)
- 6. Does Your Mom Buy You Undies Every Year? (72)
- 7. And you are becoming a male hater (70)
- 8. Who is the Baby Daddy? (57)
- 9. Mom the Grammar Nazi (52)
- 10. The Grown-Ass Woman's Club (49)
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I have gotten this same email at least 1000 times!
May 11, 2008 at 8:01 pm