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you're banished

Talk about confusing emails. Who is stomping little flowers? You need to remove your ipod accasionally,B. Or remove that orange puffy stuff from your schnoz. Okay B, you’ve avoided doing anything with your family AGAIN. You’re banished. E, my favorite child, hopefully I’ll see you if the cabinet arrives and please save me some of the shampoo that your lawfirm sells. B, they are trying to diversify. It’s hard to make a living when everyone is breaking the law and no one gives a rat’s patooty. I’ll talk to you later, sweet Munch. B, I’m going to have to embarrass you now by coming to your office tomorrow and yanking you out for a signature. Be there sometime in the morning. Will call you out on a bullhorn…or cellphone.
Jamama

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