In other news, your father asked me this morning if he could borrow my nasal irrigator. I got very excited, thinking he was being pro-active in fighting the cold that’s got him sniffling non-stop already. Turns out he just wanted to use the irrigator to inject jelly into the croissants he was baking. I could write a fucking book.
I’ve got to buckle down now and read this new script.
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MA
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This freaking ROCKS!!! hahahahaha!!!
oh god.this just cracked me up!!! I thank you for the laugh!
That was the funniest email I’ve ever eavesdropped on. I’d be snorting out loud, but my nasal irrigator’s clogged with chunks of strawberry.
LOL
moms use the f-word?
Would your Mom have really let your Dad use her nasal irrigator for it’s intended purpose? OK, your parents beat my parents.
wow! this is easily the funniest one ive read so far, i just snorted at work and my supervisor is in the next cubical… but totally worth it!
Way too freaking funny! This site rocks!
I laughed so hard, I cried. I won’t ever be eating any home made jelly croissants either
LMAO!!!!!
Classic!
Great site!
wow, i wish my mom just dropped the f-bomb like it was no big deal! Any one want some nettipot croissants
I love this family.
“I could write a fucking book.” LOLOLOLOL…and oh yeah, I totally agree with u samantha. Lol at the nettipot croissants comment.
I’m not sure which is more disturbing…the fact that a nasal appliance was used on the breakfast or that she let him.
Even more unsettling…this is SO me & my husband…can’t wait until the kids are old enough to appreciate it.
ROFL!!!!!
TuTu Funnaye!!!!
OMG, I just laugh-cried for about 10 minutes straight. I couldn’t stop. This is priceless.
OMG-ROTFLOL!
This sounds like a really good use for a nasal irrigator, except when I think that you might have been visiting and didn’t know and ate one of the jelly croissants……
Tell me I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Alton Brown upon reading this.
JohnnyB-NO UNITASKERS! (Not even in the bathroom)
Seriously… I pictured my boyfriend instead of random dad. I’ve started my book already, and we don’t have kids yet.
Am literally crying.