In other news, your father asked me this morning if he could borrow my nasal irrigator. I got very excited, thinking he was being pro-active in fighting the cold that’s got him sniffling non-stop already. Turns out he just wanted to use the irrigator to inject jelly into the croissants he was baking. I could write a fucking book.
I’ve got to buckle down now and read this new script.
XXOO
MA
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May 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm
This freaking ROCKS!!! hahahahaha!!!
May 8, 2008 at 12:26 pm
oh god.this just cracked me up!!! I thank you for the laugh!
May 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm
That was the funniest email I’ve ever eavesdropped on. I’d be snorting out loud, but my nasal irrigator’s clogged with chunks of strawberry.
May 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm
LOL
May 8, 2008 at 3:59 pm
moms use the f-word?
May 8, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Would your Mom have really let your Dad use her nasal irrigator for it’s intended purpose? OK, your parents beat my parents.
May 8, 2008 at 7:17 pm
wow! this is easily the funniest one ive read so far, i just snorted at work and my supervisor is in the next cubical… but totally worth it!
May 8, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Way too freaking funny! This site rocks!
May 8, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I laughed so hard, I cried. I won’t ever be eating any home made jelly croissants either
May 8, 2008 at 9:27 pm
LMAO!!!!!
Classic!
Great site!
May 9, 2008 at 1:53 pm
wow, i wish my mom just dropped the f-bomb like it was no big deal! Any one want some nettipot croissants
May 9, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I love this family.
May 10, 2008 at 3:40 pm
“I could write a fucking book.” LOLOLOLOL…and oh yeah, I totally agree with u samantha. Lol at the nettipot croissants comment.
May 10, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I’m not sure which is more disturbing…the fact that a nasal appliance was used on the breakfast or that she let him.
Even more unsettling…this is SO me & my husband…can’t wait until the kids are old enough to appreciate it.
May 11, 2008 at 8:03 am
ROFL!!!!!
TuTu Funnaye!!!!
May 11, 2008 at 11:46 am
OMG, I just laugh-cried for about 10 minutes straight. I couldn’t stop. This is priceless.
May 11, 2008 at 4:25 pm
OMG-ROTFLOL!
This sounds like a really good use for a nasal irrigator, except when I think that you might have been visiting and didn’t know and ate one of the jelly croissants……
May 12, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Tell me I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Alton Brown upon reading this.
June 2, 2008 at 12:06 am
JohnnyB-NO UNITASKERS! (Not even in the bathroom)
Seriously… I pictured my boyfriend instead of random dad. I’ve started my book already, and we don’t have kids yet.
July 9, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Am literally crying.
July 21, 2008 at 1:27 am