me: hi mom

mom: hi pookie…i just booked tickets for zumanity. miss you

me: What is zumanity?

mom: it is a very erotic show that explores sexuality.hopefully dad will enjoy itlolit is at new york new york where we are staying

me: oh dear lorddoes dad know about this?

mom: yeah….it explores gay stuff toohe hehe shold be ok…there are boobs in ittoozumanity.com

me: well i can't click on that right now because i'm at work

mom: oh…maybe later then