I will call you in the am. I have helped your father drink 4 bottles of wine. ( p.s. we have a wine tasting today later…ahahahahahha) I am trying to figure out my next schedule.. I would like to have your children easter sunday thru wednesday am???????? I have to get Wednesday time approved off. But since I have 211.00 Pto Hrs to Piss off. I’m hopeing it wil be approved. I will talk to Maria this weekend to figure out the scdhedule for the lake house. I think that dad and i should go there by ourselves first - the last weekend in March. There are too many personal and money items that WE need to talk care of between ourselves without having other famly members informed.
Anyway,….I hope the idea gets across. per dad I get typer as I get drunk. It has been a LONG WEEK AT work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I have Dad convinced to to go semi-nude ( retirement ) March 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AhHHHHHHHHHmENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Love you lots ans lots…..
Mrytle
XOXOXOXO
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I think that wins for my favorite one of the week… And it’s only Tuesday.
Man, the only time my mom enjoys adult beverages is around elections. During the last presidential election, I’m pretty sure that she drank my under the table — not an easy feat, I might add.
PS I am MCWASTED! xoxo, MOJm. aka MrytLE
Jealous! My mom merely drunk dials me (always hilarious), but a drunk email is something above itself. wow.
O Mrytle ~ you are a hoot!
For added humor from truth, I have to explain that this is an email from my mother in law to my wife … and she is NOT named Myrtle … except apparently when drunk emailing!
Damn mommys a lush who swings at teh lake house with a nude retired hubby !!!
An you leave your kids with her!!!!
I laughed till I cried at MisterBixby’s comment that his mother-in-law’s name is not Myrtle!!! Who has a drunken alter-ego named Myrtle!!
Drunken moms and drunken mom stories are always too funny! It’s easy to forget they’re people too!