Hi molly, it’s Jack the cat here (he is laying across my arms while I’m typing). I just wanted to tell you that my mommy mailed you a package today with socks and long underwear so that you’ll have a great ski trip for your 30th birthday. I think I would like to learn how ski someday, but do they make boots for cats?
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I HATE cat people.
May 16, 2008 at 10:06 am
I almost had to make sure that my mom didn’t send this email! Too funny…
May 16, 2008 at 12:37 pm
i hate people that hate cat people
May 16, 2008 at 1:43 pm
My mother does this to me on the phone. It’s an amusing experience.
May 17, 2008 at 2:03 pm
So your a 30 year old whose still got a ‘mommy’ who knits her underwear and showers more love on her feline counterpart than she recieves herself.
This poor girl has so much going for her that she may well be found next week in a home made igloo surrounded by advil and vodka unconcious clutching a photo of mommies cat with the words, why couldnt it have been me!! emblazoned across the front!!
May 17, 2008 at 9:56 pm
my mom runs a myspace page for her dog.
May 18, 2008 at 11:35 am
I think this is adorable, and if my mom had a cat, she would most certainly be emailing this message. And so what if she’s 30 and still gets packages, thats sweet!!!
May 20, 2008 at 9:19 am
LOL that is adorable… heehee.
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