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Posted on 05.16.2008 at 5:00 pm// Tagged: appearance
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It’s crazy - but Ma is willing to help any way she can! : )
So your saying your mom has a fat wronkly ass.
This woman endured 9 months of you draining her body like a leach.
Unbearable pain in childbirth and you repay her aging and frail self confidence by saying ;ma your ass is fat and saggy;.
She should have used birth control you insensative swine!!!
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