Jeff and Becky are on the way to Kentucky. Suzy’s water broke and she is in labor. The baby was not due until June 14. Jeff is so hoping this is a good sign. Suzy had slept with her ex-husband 3 weeks before the one night stand with Jeff and since the baby is coming earlier than originally predicted Jeff is hoping this means it is not his child. Becky will keep me posted. Suzy’s ex does not even know she is in labor. He does know that she is pregnant and would like the child to be his. Suzy, however, wants it to be Jeff’s and wants Jeff there for the birth. Becky says it takes 5 days for the DNA results to come back but she feels like if this is Jeff’s baby she will know the minute she sees it. The dominant eye brows that Jeff and Vicky have seem to be a dominate gene carried in the family and she feels like the baby will have some characteristics of Jeff if in fact it is his son.
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wow.
at first i thought this was an update on a soap opera then i read “Becky will keep me posted.”
May 16, 2008 at 9:17 am
Who’s your daddy!?!
Will there be updates?
May 16, 2008 at 9:38 am
lol.
drama drama
May 16, 2008 at 9:42 am
I *so* want to know how this one turns out!
May 16, 2008 at 9:55 am
OK, PLEASE post the updates! I have to know what happens next! haha
May 16, 2008 at 10:18 am
haha, yes *please* give us the DNA results!
May 16, 2008 at 10:29 am
Whoever submitted this needs to keep us informed, or at least go on Maury!
May 16, 2008 at 11:05 am
Wow, this one is a nail-biter! Whoever sent it in, can you please post a follow-up? The suspense is killing me!
May 16, 2008 at 11:09 am
I promise to keep you informed…just 4 more days until we have the DNA results and I am sure another great email will follow with details. I have seen pictures but could not tell if the “dominate brow” was present.
May 16, 2008 at 11:13 am
I hope it’s the ex’s.
May 16, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I will *lay* $20.00 down that says it is some random 3rd party “other guy”… perhaps a pix of the “dominate brow” will be in the update???
May 16, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I’m…insanely curious too.
May 16, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Hm so basically suzys a slut, Jeff sleeps around with out using protection and the only way they will know if its his is if it has a unibrow, and not black!!!
Please let it be chinese !!! :P
May 17, 2008 at 9:53 pm
cornish_breeze: What the hell is wrong with you?
May 18, 2008 at 7:44 pm
2 more days until we know who the father is. I can’t wait, where do I send flowers?
May 18, 2008 at 10:53 pm
I also wanted to say: “who is Vicki?” and why she share a dominate brow with Jeff
May 18, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Vicky is Jeff’s sister. Becky is Jeff’s mom. Just wanted to make sure you all had the clarification. Still waiting on the results….
May 19, 2008 at 11:18 am
I can’t wait till the big reveal!!
also…cornish_breeze has some serious issues.
May 19, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I like cornish_breeze’s comments! They made me laugh!
May 19, 2008 at 7:53 pm
After I read that Jeff and Becky were on their way to Kentucky, the rest of the email made complete sense!
May 20, 2008 at 8:04 am
Oh, I’m glad Becky is his mom, I thought it was his new girlfriend!! Can’t wait to see how this turns out…
May 21, 2008 at 1:22 am
I totally thought Becky was his wife! Any news on who the dady is?
May 21, 2008 at 2:51 pm
OMG! I wanna know who the daddy is!!! This is FAB!
May 21, 2008 at 11:04 pm
shouldn’t we know by now…OMFG!!!
May 21, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Any news on the repercussions of the one night stand? Love this story. My mom never has anything this fun…
May 22, 2008 at 5:06 pm
The baby daddy update is late!
Who is the father??????????
May 22, 2008 at 5:43 pm
UPDATE!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!!
(please..?)
May 23, 2008 at 1:47 am
Wow. I wish my family were this exciting. Though, my mom did tell me about my former girl scout leader’s husband turning out to be a cross-dresser. But she never wrote the lurid details of that to me through email for me to have posted!
May 23, 2008 at 11:44 am
I am so sorry to report that my mother in law has not emailed me updates. I have emailed her numerous times asking, but I guess no one is talking…I promise as soon as I get an update, I will let you know. Trust me, it is killing me as well.
Her last comment to me was about how weird it was that the baby momma did not want her ex-husband, who is another potential father, to be in the delivery room, just Jeff….I also find it odd that the baby momma has Jeff’s telephone number to call and let him know he might have a kid, but I guess we can save all of that for Springer.
May 23, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I feel *funny* checking here every day, but strangely, I can’t stop myself!
May 26, 2008 at 9:22 am
You’re not alone- I keep checking for updates as well. My family has drama like this, but its never in Kentucky, which is the icing on this cake
May 26, 2008 at 7:06 pm
This just in…apparently the 5 days I was initially told were not accurate….
Jeff is supposed to receive his information on the DNA testing today. Talked to Becky last night. She feels in her heart that this is not Jeff’s baby. I know they are on pins and needles.
May 28, 2008 at 10:26 am
What did people do before DNA testing??
Can’t wait to find out whose it is.
Also: if Suzy & Jeff just had a one-night stand, why does she want it to be his baby? Just cuz she doesn’t want to be further attached to her ex, or do she & Jeff have some history?
May 28, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Is the baby OK? It was mentioned that it was not due until June 14. That’s quite a bit early. I have been checking in to see who’s the daddy as well, but also got curious as to the health of the little one.
May 28, 2008 at 1:18 pm
America wants to know….. WHO’S the DADDY??
May 28, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Tina – thanks for your concern. The baby is fine, and larger than a baby would be if he/she was a month early. This whole situation is nuts – but every family has a nut, I am just glad to know it is not me in this case. Here is the deal: Jeff had a one night stand with Suzy. Suzy called weeks later to say she was preggers with his kid (do you really keep a guys number after a one night stand? They did not even live in the same city. Suzy was visiting a friend when she met/slept with Jeff). Anyway, Suzy called Jeff – said I am pregnant with your kid…later Suzy mentioned that it could have been her ex-husbands kid as she slept with him a few weeks befoer Jeff. I think Suzy wants Jeff to be the daddy because she knows that he will take care of her and the baby….but again, that can all be saved for Maury or Springer.
I cannot wait to hear the results of the DNA – am hopeful that it is not Jeff’s kid and he can move on with his life – but if it is, he is wanting to take full financial responsibilty and “do the right thing”. We’ll see, but I am pretty sure he will be using a condom next time he brings home some shady chick from the bar…
May 28, 2008 at 2:32 pm
You’ve got me on the edge of my buggy! Who’s the daddy?
Is the baby healthy since it was born almost a month before it was due??
May 28, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Well, if it’s bigger than one would expect for being so early, plus no “prominent brow” (sorry, that part makes me laugh every time), all signs are pointing to it being her ex’s baby. Glad to hear it’s healthy though.
Regardless of how it turns out – I think Jeff is going to be a whole lot more cautious in future!
May 28, 2008 at 4:04 pm
omg…first time on this site and I get swept up in this?? please, please let us know asap what the results are. I’m rooting for Jeff (or not Jeff, I mean). And I have work to do and need to stop checking back here!
May 28, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Oh good, I thought you had forgotten about us and we’d NEVER find out!!!
It sounds like it’s the ex’s…. but we’ll see…
I’m glad the baby’s ok, at least!!
Go Jeff!
May 28, 2008 at 7:00 pm
This just in from my mother in law:
The DNA results are back and there is 0% chance that Jeff is the father of the baby born in Kentucky to Suzy. Lessons learned and prayers met.
May 28, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Phew! Lucky Jeff.
May 28, 2008 at 9:11 pm
This is almost anti-climatic!! Now how do I go back to reading funny, wacko mom emails?!?!
May 28, 2008 at 9:30 pm
You know what would’ve been cool? If Suzy had had twins and one of them was Jeff’s and one of them was the ex’s… Coz, you know, after waiting all this time to hear – I’m sorry, BabyUpdater, I think you’ve got a good story there, there’s clearly a gripping plotline, your characters are (for the most part) sympathetic, the baby is adorable, but – I think the ending Needs Work.
May 29, 2008 at 12:33 am
Thanks for the update!
May 29, 2008 at 6:35 am
I just want to find out if Jeff and Suzy know that there are a couple dozen people fixated on their story!
I guess I can remove this particular post from my bookmarks now…
May 29, 2008 at 3:00 pm
What do you mean a couple of dozen? There are loads of us that followed this one in silence (’til now). What a great story, I can’t help thinking “only in America” but then again…..
May 29, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Awesome!
May 29, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Classic! Well, I’m glad Jeff dodged that bullet (more the Suzy bullet than the baby bullet lol)… but I have to agree with MyMomRox — I need more drama!! Hahahaha…
Thanks for keeping us updated!!
May 29, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I too followed this silently for days. I was sure for a while there, at the lack of news, things were bad for Jeff.
I am so happy he was willing to do the right thing –support the baby, “prominent brow” or not (love that too) — but that he is vindicated and, presumably, a fan of birth control you can see.
May 29, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Poor baby, sounds like Jeff would have been a good dad…but yeah to Jeff for not having to deal with this drama anymore, this would be a great movie, maybe by the Farrelly brothers, I am picturing Frieda Kahlo eyebrows on Jeff & Vicki and Whoopi Goldberg eyebrows on everyone else, including the baby played by Verne Troyer.
One more question: How are you, the updater, email poster, related to Becky & her children, Jeff & Vicki? Because I don’t think Becky is your mother or you would have answered in my 2nd post (#16) that Becky is my mom and Jeff & Vicki are my siblings. I mean if this drama is just your mother-in-laws friends and/or her neighbors and/or her mailman that makes it even better and funnier that we are so concerned!!
Where can I send Jeff some condoms? And maybe even some to that slutty Suzy too?
May 30, 2008 at 9:31 am
Thanks for the update and I bet Jeff is thanking his lucky stars.
May 30, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Michelle – you are correct, I am not related to any of them. Becky and my mother in law are BFF’s – so she is like an aunt to us. Jeff and Vicky are brother and sister. My MIL is a fabulous gossiper, so you can expect more posts.
June 1, 2008 at 8:45 am
Yay for the update! Seriously, is Jerry Springer still airing?
June 2, 2008 at 8:47 am
Is this real? I just discovered this site, and I can’t stop laughing…
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
June 4, 2008 at 2:58 am
Lovely saga… I was also following it, “in silence”. Good luck to Suzy, ex, and baby.
Cheers to Birth Control!!!
June 4, 2008 at 3:57 am
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As for my issues they are many and far between mainly due to a sense o humour, try one they feel nice lol,
tae care,
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