Mom: I think I am going to go buy a new purse this weekend.
Me: Oh yeah…?
Mom: Yes, this one has shot it’s wad.
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Man. You have to hate it when a purse has went & shots it’s wad…
Hmmmmmmmm ‘purse’ is obviously a euthamism for boyfriend, invest in a rabbit and spend the change on beer!
heee heee *rabbit* hee heee
My mom has insanely bad sayings, for example, instead of calling people “twerps” not that i condone that ancient word usage, she says “twats”. I try to remind her, please for the love of G-d, don’t say it, but she does, sometimes loudly, with people around…
Love your comment, Rene–laughed til I cried.
My mother ALWAYS says things have shot their wad! She also likes to call things mofo’s. Ex. “Where did the mofo remote go?” I’ve tried and tried to tell her not to…
My boyfriend’s mom said that at brunch! He was describing how energetic he was in the morning and how exhausted he got once he got to his cubicle and she said, “Yeah, you totally shot your wad.” I almost snorted water out of my nose when she said that!
LMBO Jennie!