Barb never mentioned the china cabinet. It just came to me at 5:40 a.m. this a.m. when I was having coffee on the porch in my snow suit.
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Great blog! I love reading it!!!!
May 21, 2008 at 5:26 pm
This is the funniest thing I’ve read all morning!
May 22, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Barb never mentioned the china cabinet…all I could think of was, “Jim never vomits at home.” Love the site.
May 22, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Love “Airplane”!
May 22, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I would love to know the details of this passage.
June 4, 2008 at 12:27 pm