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Every Criminal Has Them.

I thought you said you weren’t a good candidate for a tattoo because of the way you scar?  I really am opposed to tattoos.  I guess as your Mom I should keep my mouth shut.  But, you can’t wash them off and they are always there and I don’t think they send positive messages or images.  Plus, just about every criminal has them.  Painful also.  don’t do it don’t do don’t do it…….waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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1.  bettsy sue - May 26, 2008 at 11:22 pm

wow! this one sounds like my mom in a nut shell! go mom! i think tattoos are skanky!!!! God forbid you ever get fat and the thing streches all across your body and a butterfly becomes a big purple glob that you regret

2.  Mars Girl - May 27, 2008 at 9:35 am

I’ve heard this one before. So I went ahead and got one anyway :P I guess I can become a criminal when my writing career doesnt work out.

3.  p3z - August 18, 2008 at 5:51 pm

i absolutely luv this entry… just got my first tattoo (yes there will be others) and am busily concealing it from my mom. she too believes only ex-cons have tattoos. it’s too cute!

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