I thought you said you weren’t a good candidate for a tattoo because of the way you scar? I really am opposed to tattoos. I guess as your Mom I should keep my mouth shut. But, you can’t wash them off and they are always there and I don’t think they send positive messages or images. Plus, just about every criminal has them. Painful also. don’t do it don’t do don’t do it…….waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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"I'm named after the song A Letter to Elise by The Cure, and my middlenames: Klara and Lisel were chosen because my mom had a dream about having a daughter named Klara, and she promised my great-grandmother that she would name me Lisel."
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wow! this one sounds like my mom in a nut shell! go mom! i think tattoos are skanky!!!! God forbid you ever get fat and the thing streches all across your body and a butterfly becomes a big purple glob that you regret
May 26, 2008 at 11:22 pm
I’ve heard this one before. So I went ahead and got one anyway :P I guess I can become a criminal when my writing career doesnt work out.
May 27, 2008 at 9:35 am
i absolutely luv this entry… just got my first tattoo (yes there will be others) and am busily concealing it from my mom. she too believes only ex-cons have tattoos. it’s too cute!
August 18, 2008 at 5:51 pm