Friday I’m doing something fun as well. Joan and I are starting a club called The Grown-Ass Woman’s Club. Our mascot is Gert Boyle (One Tough Mother) from Columbia Wear. Your stepfather is making fun of us but I think he’s just petty and jealous. I finally told him to shut up. That’s what GAW do when they are confronted with negativity. One of our field trips is going to be on a Saturday and we’re going to find those Red Hat Ladies and shove them down. They’re ridiculous and need to be eliminated.
Advertisement
Recent Comments
- Too many cups of coffee…. (6)
- Don’t Passive-Aggressive-Smile-Face-ME (47)
- you get your looks from ME (4)
- V: my mom and i call each other bitch, but we mean it with love.
- V: my mom and i call each other bitch, but we mean it with love.
- Pussy Cat Folks (1)
- C: This made me laugh out loud…was precious…
- A Mother’s Warning (8)
- Jane: Oh god I about died reading KnotTubeRight’s comment. :’D
- 42 Across: U Suck! (9)
- Chelsie Elsie: Sounds more like my boyfriend and me than my mom and step-dad. LOVE the passive aggressiveness. I read...
Leave a Comment »
Oh this has to be the best mom on the board!
I thought the same thing as the commenter before me. This mom rocks!!
I *love* this mom. Will you share her?
I want to be a member of the GAW club. Where do I sign up?
I SO want to join her club. I’ve been looking for a reason to push some silly women in red hats around.
Me! Me! I want to be a GAW member.
Oh this is fantastic! I love my mom, but I want to adopt this one, too.
This is awesome. Even my hubby laughed!
OMG, I want to be friends with this mom!
Hilarious. My mum joined the red hat ladies for one lunch and said it was the dumbest thing she ever had to sit through. I have to think she would like GAW better.
I must say *I* am jealous too! She can tell me to shutup, but as a potential GAW member myself, I might just slap the silly out of her. Of course, we’d get along well after that.
I LOVE that mom. Can I trade?!
How great is this! Completely got the visual of shoving down Red Hat ladies. Man, that would relieve stress for me too. Reminded me of Dustin Hoffman pushing over the mime at the end of “Tootsie.” Go GAWs.
my only question is….. will you wear something special that will make you stand out? LIKE the Red Hats… i think you need some thng like this….
hahaha this is the best! “They’re ridiculous and need to be eliminated.”
Can I start the midwest chapter of GAW
“They’re ridiculous and need to be eliminated.”
Love it… love that mom!
That is HYSTERICAL!!!!
If I were a mom, that would be me.
I love your Mom!!!
I want to be adopted………..by this GAW!!! Let’s kick some purple/red butt…….
omg!! that is so my mom, only she would then crack open a beer with her fellow GAW members.
i so LOVE this site! where do i sign up???
I love how the field trip is solely to “shove down” the Red Hat ladies!
Gert Boyle? I feel left out of this one…
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
Brilliant. This one made me laugh hard. This mom is a real old school broad. You have to love that.
I love it. I have never been a club joiner– o.k. maybe Weight Watchers– but I really, really want to join this club. I’m sure I won’t have any problem sticking to its requirements.
I’m planning a chapter of this club in my area! I laughed my nearly grown ass off with this sharing!
cheers to starting clubs w/ yr best friend at any age
… and to confronting negativity head-on!
I thought about this post this morning when I was shopping and noticed that there was a convention of Red Hat Ladies in the City. My first thought was, “Where is GAW when you need some arse-kicking?”
I love it!! GAW!! I want to join!! This could be bigger than all te old broads in purple and red!! LOL!! thanks for the “shiggles” (yep, my simpler version of shits and giggles!!)
They can’t be that “Grown” Ass if they’re still going on field trips. Maybe I’m not too young to join.