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Bird Attack

That is very strange.  Do you think the bird’s building a nest and wants hair?  What kind of bird is it and did it draw blood?

Do you call Animal Control for something like that? It’s kind of Hitchcockian.  Do not throw the Coach bag at him. Better to be maimed and sent to the ER.  Be careful in those mean streets!

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1. mandalala - May 30, 2008 at 10:03 pm

okaaaayyyyy… what’s the background story on this one? you got attacked by a bird?? how awful!!

2. amylgh - May 31, 2008 at 5:36 am

I cant believe the mom’s saying, “Let the bird kill you, but you HAVE to save the Coach bag!”

3. KCH - June 2, 2008 at 11:49 am

A bird dive-bombed me as I was walking into work, so I emailed my mom to tell her about it.

And, umm, amylgh? It’s sarcasm. You get that, right?

4. Kelly - June 7, 2008 at 11:40 am

I thought every gal knew to not hurt the Coach bag..LOL That is totally something I would say to my daughter. *hehe*

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