Mom: You know that bridesmaid dress you showed me?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: I think you need someone with big boobs to try it on. We don’t need prostitutes walking down the aisle.
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Mom: You know that bridesmaid dress you showed me?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: I think you need someone with big boobs to try it on. We don’t need prostitutes walking down the aisle.
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So true. So many cute clothes I can’t wear because of that. Hate that. Yep, me and Heidi Montag.
In fact, it’s really the LAST thing we need walking down the aisle.