Hey.  I am assuming you got my email about possibly visiting you and ignoring it is your way of answering.

I would prefer you would confirm that this would not be a good time to visit you in words so I can finish plans for summer.  It’s hard to log on every day hoping for an answer.  ALL MY HEART, MAMA

Dad and I saw Sara today and she will give us a picnic table and grill for Skylight. Plus a lot of beach stuff: chairs, umbrellas, inner tube, etc.  she is very nice. She is so much like her mom, it is strange. But her eyes are bigger.which is nice! Snowed a little tonight. We went to clean the office.

love you

Mom and dad
Ps are working on wills. Is there anything either of you specifically want mentioned?

Who wants the silver, the dishes, the ring, the gold locket or bracelet? The tiffany-style lamp, the grandfather clock, the oriental rugs? What do you specifically not want?

HT Son,  I just stumbled across page two of the list of abbreviations.  VBG.  TU. IMS to fill your e-mail box.  TA.  TTYL.  NRN but I don’t mean that!  I just wanted to use another abbreviation!  MOM

Thanks for your e-mail Amanda. I’m very happy to hear you are getting happier, keep working on it. You sound like a party animal, don’t you? Make sure don’t frink too much.

BTW, do you hav time to read? Please try if you haven’t.
BTW, do you know what is “BTW” is?

Mom

Saturday, Went to a basketball game w/ dad, his friend and his girlfriends kids.. Total 4 kids ages 8-10. They were so loud and smelled like sour milk and spoiled juice boxes.. yuk!  Dad did not tell me there would be kids involved. Worst, we rode in one vehicle w/ them and it was nightmare.. Dad never apologized for putting me in
this horrible situation. The mother would not allow me to talk about death, bad words so conversations were all PG. She asked why I’m not a grandmother yet. That totally put me in the wrong mood…

Barb never mentioned the china cabinet.  It just came to me at 5:40 a.m. this a.m. when I was having coffee on the porch in my snow suit.

What a day. Arlo and a boxer ran into my knee last night and I can hardly walk today. Your dad can’t find his wallet and we had to cancel all cards, etc. this morning. My boss is back from a shaman weekend where he experienced his won death and was brought back as a new clean identity (?)and is frankly a bit out of it. I’ve seen mushrooms have the same effect….where’s the candid camera and is 8:30am to early to start drinking???

Backstory: I receive daily updates from my mom who teaches drama at a Catholic Middle School.

Today I’m gearing up to deal with the little diva I made cry yesterday. She was giving 0 percent and had left her script at home and had never attempted to learn any of her lines, even though I told the whole class they needed to have their lines learned by yesterday. GRRRRRR! She’s the girl who missed 10 days of the quarter to go to Hawaii with her parents and a classmate Precious. She probably hasn’t made up any of her work. Very frustrating.

I just wanted all of you to know how very proud of your father you should be. Today he exercised his citizen’s right to a fair trial and at great personal inconvenience went himself before the traffic court of Simi Valley, California to contest (with photographs and impassioned rhetoric) the traffic ticket he received last month. I was so stirred by his righteous indignation and his willingness to stand up for what he believes, that I simply had to tell you that Nathan Hale himself, he of “give me liberty or give me death” fame, would have applauded your father’s actions. It is only because the policeman who ticketed him elected to come to the trial that, alas, he was found guilty. We both think EVERYONE can benefit by a round of traffic school and he is more than willing to do his time there. The fine seemed excessive but you know these bureaucrats, probably Democrats who have it in for all honest capitalists, will have their day.

Love, Mom

Hey,

Whats up? your man comes home and you don’t call your momma………

LOLOLOLOLOOLOl

Look for the funny kitties on the Engineers Guide to Cats on the MSN home page.  Fleas!  You’re coming to see us soon.  Yay!!!!!!   XXXXOOOO

have you ever tried the Zensation salad from Zaxbys?????  OMG…their commercials made me hungry for it so I splurged and went and got one…..OMG…SO GOOD!

BBC news reported that a 29 year old male orangutan made a hole in the wall of his cage and escaped from the LA zoo yesterday. They did manage to capture him.

Tampa news reported that a 10 year old female orangutan climbed a 12 foot wall and escaped at Busch Gardens yesterday. They had to evacuate all the people, but did manage to capture her.

Were both of these escapes coincidences or planned by animal ESP????

Have a nice week.

Love
Mum

Anna and I were going to call you last night but we were wiped out. She defeated me in Scrabble – the worst I have ever been beaten. She started out with a bingo — vaginal.

Isn’t this fun. I am so excited also. Dan & I took the seniors from church to Bear Creek out from Sanford this past Sunday to the Southern Supreme Fruit Cake Factory and we bought some things. One was a large square of peanut brittle. Dan loves that and he said let’s don’t open it until we start on our trip so we will have it on the way. He doesn’t show much emotion, like his Mom, but he really has deep and sincere feelings.

Update on your Mother’s Day gift. It is all wonderful. What looked like a yelllow cloth in the foot goodies are socks. You put the rich cream on at night, then the socks so it soaks in. Granny just sent me a late b’day gift which was hand cream with yellow gloves-same routine so I look really cute going to bed. Specially when I do jazz hands for Dad.

Also the shower gel smells so good and unlike others I’ve tried, it doesn’t sting delicate areas. Hope your trip to Mexico goes well. Hi to Ricky.

Love,

MOM

hi girls,
you HAVE to get “I am David” on netflix. we just watched it and it is one of the best movies i have seen this year. first of all, jim caviezel is in it and i know he is related to us. he looks just like my brothers and your nana’s maiden name was cavazel which her father changed from cavietzel. so we have to be related to him, he just looks so much like us. anyway you would both love the story, it is great!

love,
Mom

$130-$200 per ticket? Well Shit, that’s just too much money for a concert. We might just have to have a night of Van at home and think of the appropriate foods to go with that. Besides, I think he’s pretty hidious to look at (sorry for the bursting bubble). Maybe it’s better to keep the fantasy alive.

Love you,

Momma

I do not know the song. It looks like maybe Grandma does. I hope all is going well as you continue to shine on the softball diamond! Do you bang the plate and flap your elbow like you are supposed to?

Love,

Mommy