Backstory: My mom had an ingrown toenail removed and wouldn’t shut up about it. She said she put it in a bag and took it home with her from the doctor. She kept asking me to come over and see her toenail and to bring my boyfriend so he could see it too. One day, she emailed me to tell me she had a present for me, so I asked if the present was her toenail
It is something else, but as long as you have reminded me, I will get my toenail out for you. I have it in my jewelry box. When I die, you will have to go through my things anyway, so you won’t be shocked if you see it now.