Backstory: My mom had an ingrown toenail removed and wouldn’t shut up about it. She said she put it in a bag and took it home with her from the doctor. She kept asking me to come over and see her toenail and to bring my boyfriend so he could see it too. One day, she emailed me to tell me she had a present for me, so I asked if the present was her toenail
It is something else, but as long as you have reminded me, I will get my toenail out for you. I have it in my jewelry box. When I die, you will have to go through my things anyway, so you won’t be shocked if you see it now.
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that post made me throw up a little bit in my mouth. Can’t stop gagging at the thought of a toenail in a jewelry box
This is just gross
GROSS!!!!
my mom saved her cholesteral balls (from her gall bladder). It’s disgusting. I refuse to go anywhere near them but she keeps them on the shelf in the living room. NASTY.
Ok, so is she just be silly? I dpn’t get it. Gross though…
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Russ, would you please stop spamming this site with links to your blog? Thanks!
Well, not the prettiest picture I can conjure, but still funny.
My grandma used to keep a photo of her tumor in a box on the coffee table.
yes! she was being silly. although, it really was in her jewelry box, in a ziploc bag. i’m not sure if it’s still there.
ewwwww.
I wonder if she’ll bring home the root from her tooth after her root canal today. That way when she dies we won’t fight over the toenail.