Tough Toenail

Backstory: My mom had an ingrown toenail removed and wouldn’t shut up about it. She said she put it in a bag and took it home with her from the doctor. She kept asking me to come over and see her toenail and to bring my boyfriend so he could see it too. One day, she emailed me to tell me she had a present for me, so I asked if the present was her toenail

It is something else, but as long as you have reminded me, I will get my toenail out for you.  I have it in my jewelry box.  When I die, you will have to go through my things anyway, so you won’t be shocked if you see it now.

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    • 1.  manda

      that post made me throw up a little bit in my mouth. Can’t stop gagging at the thought of a toenail in a jewelry box

      June 6, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    • 2.  kelly

      This is just gross

      June 6, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    • 3.  T


      June 6, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    • 4.  Amy

      my mom saved her cholesteral balls (from her gall bladder). It’s disgusting. I refuse to go anywhere near them but she keeps them on the shelf in the living room. NASTY.

      June 6, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    • 5.  Russ

      Ok, so is she just be silly? I dpn’t get it. Gross though…

      June 7, 2008 at 3:00 am

    • 6.  Sparkle Sparkley

      Russ, would you please stop spamming this site with links to your blog? Thanks!

      June 7, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    • 7.  StarLink

      Well, not the prettiest picture I can conjure, but still funny.

      June 8, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    • 8.  Heather

      My grandma used to keep a photo of her tumor in a box on the coffee table.

      June 13, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    • 9.  alexandra

      yes! she was being silly. although, it really was in her jewelry box, in a ziploc bag. i’m not sure if it’s still there.

      June 19, 2008 at 11:43 am

    • 10.  Amanda


      July 5, 2008 at 9:38 am

    • 11.  Katherine

      I wonder if she’ll bring home the root from her tooth after her root canal today. That way when she dies we won’t fight over the toenail.

      July 14, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    • 12.  Jane

      A few years ago my mom gave me an old prescription bottle filled with my baby teeth. My husband had no idea how to react to it… just stunned awesome silence.

      When my uncle cleaned out my grandmother’s apartment after she died, he shipped her extra set of false teeth to my mom. Maybe there’s some genetic insanity on that side of the family.

      June 29, 2009 at 3:43 pm

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