me: I feel fat.
mom: It’s Jordan’s fault. Dump him.
me: hahahahaha I love you
mom: Are you going out with the wannabe-stalker tonight?
me: yes
mom: Well just remember, he makes you fat.
me: I feel fat.
mom: It’s Jordan’s fault. Dump him.
me: hahahahaha I love you
mom: Are you going out with the wannabe-stalker tonight?
me: yes
mom: Well just remember, he makes you fat.
Posted on 06.07.2008 at 11:12 am// Tagged: IM, relationships
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Be careful with this guy! Mom’s tend to know a thing or two!
Wow- a self-esteem attack and dating advice! Kudos to mom for getting it all in there.
hahahaha I didn’t think this would make it on here. my mom is wonderful. and my new boyfriend is a bit of a stalker.
I love this mom.
Sounds like a hip mom with a sense of humor.
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
I wish my mum would have told me that 10 pounds ago…. or maybe it’s just all the carbs my new husband has around the house always…..
Oh, wow. Swear on my life, I read the title of this and thought, “Maybe this guy’s name is Jordan.” And it totally was- it’s not from my mom, but my boyfriend’s name is Jordan.
Strange.
hahaha this is the funniest thing ever.
I love this mom! She ROCKS!!
Yes, there are some VERY BAD boy Jordans out there. Watch out.
I love this so much I cannot stop reading it.