A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

He Makes You Fat

me: I feel fat.

mom: It’s Jordan’s fault. Dump him.

me: hahahahaha I love you

mom: Are you going out with the wannabe-stalker tonight?

me: yes

mom: Well just remember, he makes you fat.

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1.  kelly - June 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm

Be careful with this guy! Mom’s tend to know a thing or two!

2.  stringyhair - June 7, 2008 at 4:09 pm

Wow- a self-esteem attack and dating advice! Kudos to mom for getting it all in there.

3.  Becky - June 7, 2008 at 7:33 pm

hahahaha I didn’t think this would make it on here. my mom is wonderful. and my new boyfriend is a bit of a stalker.

4.  Ms M - June 7, 2008 at 11:41 pm

I love this mom.

5.  Russ - June 8, 2008 at 4:46 am

Sounds like a hip mom with a sense of humor.

http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/

6.  Mum2B - June 9, 2008 at 8:22 am

I wish my mum would have told me that 10 pounds ago…. or maybe it’s just all the carbs my new husband has around the house always…..

7.  cheeky - June 9, 2008 at 5:10 pm

Oh, wow. Swear on my life, I read the title of this and thought, “Maybe this guy’s name is Jordan.” And it totally was- it’s not from my mom, but my boyfriend’s name is Jordan.

Strange.

8.  Kelsey - June 13, 2008 at 5:49 am

hahaha this is the funniest thing ever.

9.  Heather - June 13, 2008 at 12:56 pm

I love this mom! She ROCKS!!

10.  Jordyn - June 15, 2008 at 7:30 pm

Yes, there are some VERY BAD boy Jordans out there. Watch out.

11.  Embee - June 18, 2008 at 2:19 pm

I love this so much I cannot stop reading it.

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