I’m so proud of you my babygirl. Haven’t been this proud since you pooped in the big girl potty. :)
XOXOXOXOXO
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"I'm named after the song A Letter to Elise by The Cure, and my middlenames: Klara and Lisel were chosen because my mom had a dream about having a daughter named Klara, and she promised my great-grandmother that she would name me Lisel."
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Holy Crap this is the funniest one yet… I am dying to know how old the daughter is…. 20? 30? 40? Absolutely hilarious, coffee is still coming out of my nose!
June 13, 2008 at 8:45 am
I guess if I want my mother to be proud of me I’d better get myself toilet trained.
June 15, 2008 at 1:07 am
Sounds like something my mom would tell me.
June 15, 2008 at 6:51 pm
No matter how old the daughter is this is friggin killer. Seriously, it must be hard to know that to your mother, the milestone accomplishment in you life is learning to successfully do a two.
June 16, 2008 at 1:19 pm
My favorite since the last time I visited–definitely one I’ll link. Wow, I can totally hear my mom saying this!
June 18, 2008 at 2:10 pm