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Pole Dancing

So, Jenny said Sarah’s friend wants to have a shower at the house. For $350 they’re having a pole dancer teach everyone how to pole dance! Now imagine your 60 yr old Mom pole dancing:) I couldn’t make up this stuff! I have pay for a Pole dance instructor! She said Jon’s daughter wanted to go but couldn’t because of her relatives,(The Bible beaters) She said they are having trouble because he wants her to cook dinner instead of going out every night. I think he wants a housekeeper and she wants a bank :) They deserve each other. Look for a flask because the booze sit. for the wedding is NONE! Life is stranger than fiction! Take care and try not to be such a Preppy Popular B*tch at work!:) Loveya, Mom

Posted on 06.13.2008 at 1:02 pm// Tagged:

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1. Kate - June 13, 2008 at 1:14 pm

haha, oh those damn Bible beaters!

2. j - June 13, 2008 at 1:37 pm

oh, this is so rich! wonderful!!!

3. Kelly - June 13, 2008 at 1:52 pm

“He wants a housekeeper, she wants a bank” - priceless (and really, is that such a bad deal?)

4. Tammy - June 13, 2008 at 2:21 pm

“They deserve each other” - even better! :D

5. Natalie - June 13, 2008 at 3:01 pm

can she be my mom??

6. Robert - June 13, 2008 at 3:39 pm

I would be so happy if my mom advised me to bring a flask to a wedding.

7. Carrie - June 15, 2008 at 4:39 pm

With a mom like that, do you really need a flask at the wedding? :)

And “they deserve each other” is something my mom could have said about my bro and his wife- and for almost the same reasons!

8. Russ - June 16, 2008 at 1:07 am

Why do so many moms affectionately call their daughters “b**ches. When did this trend start?

http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/

9. Laura - June 19, 2008 at 4:29 pm

Wow - this sure sounds like a classy family.

10. Christie - July 2, 2008 at 6:55 pm

I want my mom to be just like this!!!!

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