« // »

Pole Dancing

So, Jenny said Sarah’s friend wants to have a shower at the house. For $350 they’re having a pole dancer teach everyone how to pole dance! Now imagine your 60 yr old Mom pole dancing:) I couldn’t make up this stuff! I have pay for a Pole dance instructor! She said Jon’s daughter wanted to go but couldn’t because of her relatives,(The Bible beaters) She said they are having trouble because he wants her to cook dinner instead of going out every night. I think he wants a housekeeper and she wants a bank :) They deserve each other. Look for a flask because the booze sit. for the wedding is NONE! Life is stranger than fiction! Take care and try not to be such a Preppy Popular B*tch at work!:) Loveya, Mom

Tagged:

Posted on 06.13.2008 at 1:02 pm

81 Likes   +1

  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • Facebook
  • TwitThis
  • MySpace
  • Google
  • del.icio.us
  • email this post to a friend!

Leave a Comment »

    • 1.  Kate

      haha, oh those damn Bible beaters!

      June 13, 2008 at 1:14 pm

      reply arrow Reply
    • 2.  j

      oh, this is so rich! wonderful!!!

      June 13, 2008 at 1:37 pm

      reply arrow Reply
    • 3.  Kelly

      “He wants a housekeeper, she wants a bank” – priceless (and really, is that such a bad deal?)

      June 13, 2008 at 1:52 pm

      reply arrow Reply
    • 4.  Tammy

      “They deserve each other” – even better! :D

      June 13, 2008 at 2:21 pm

      reply arrow Reply
    • 5.  Natalie

      can she be my mom??

      June 13, 2008 at 3:01 pm

      reply arrow Reply
    • 6.  Robert

      I would be so happy if my mom advised me to bring a flask to a wedding.

      June 13, 2008 at 3:39 pm

      reply arrow Reply
    • 7.  Carrie

      With a mom like that, do you really need a flask at the wedding? :)

      And “they deserve each other” is something my mom could have said about my bro and his wife- and for almost the same reasons!

      June 15, 2008 at 4:39 pm

      reply arrow Reply
    • 8.  Russ

      Why do so many moms affectionately call their daughters “b**ches. When did this trend start?

      http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/

      June 16, 2008 at 1:07 am

      reply arrow Reply
    • 9.  Laura

      Wow – this sure sounds like a classy family.

      June 19, 2008 at 4:29 pm

      reply arrow Reply
    • 10.  Christie

      I want my mom to be just like this!!!!

      July 2, 2008 at 6:55 pm

      reply arrow Reply

    Have Your Say »





    To associate an icon with your comments (even your comments on other blogs) just tell gravatar.com your email address.



Love, Mom