I can’t believe your grades and you have an incomplete. What is wrong with you? You have so much to offer and you keep fucking it up. Dad said your one scholarship isn’t on the new statement, did they take it anyway because of your grade point average? I have enough problems, without you adding to them. You are TWENTY, not TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You better call me!!!!!!!White boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG, my mom did this exact same thing to me a few years ago!
OMG, I am a mom who had the exact conversation with my son last year! We must be living identical lives!
I love this!
You tell him! Also, love the zillions of exclamation points.
Just reading this is stressing me out.
uh.. oh wow..
kinda feel bad 4 da boy??
=)
Can you feel the love?
I would have expected such an e-mail from my mom when I was 20. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
What college student hasn’t gotten this email? I love the “You better call me!!!”, because you know he hasn’t called his parents back in weeks since he doesn’t want to talk about this.
LMAO
This was just typical, sad, etc. Until the last line..what the hell was that about??
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love it…. it’s great how she lays it on him straight rather than guilt-tripping him like my mom used to do. and calling him “white boy” at the end was brilliant!! haha
This is the type of mother I plan on being, White Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know you are in trouble when mom breaks down and uses a zillion exclamation points, then takes it to the next level with “White Boy!”
White boy! LOL!!!!
Don’t you love it when your parents make you feel like a burden? This just made me sad.
It might be a burden if there are say… parent loans!! And he’s being a butt munch & losing what bit of help with tuition cost there was. !!??!!
Can just picture the mom ranting & raving at the computer screen as she wrote this ! Wonder if she was any calmer by the time he called ?! LOL
This site is so depressing. If I had taken incompletes in college or gotten bad grades rest assured I wouldn’t have gotten an email about it with exclamation points. There would be up close and personal confrontation about it.
Judging from the comments, I now understand that most people’s momma’s are pansies. I was raised by an Israelli Commando mom by comparison.
Unless the kid is paying (which it doesn’t seem like since Dad got the statement), he deserves it. No one should waste money like that.
I hope he got more than just an angry email.
uuuggggghhhh … this is why i took the year off school.
AND took out my own loans…. my mom is still hounding me though lol
this kid is living my life
i’ve sent a few emails like this myself. It may seem mean but it always did the trick. Amazingly the grades came up, the incompletes got corrected, the scholarship got credited and THE KID GRADUATED WITH HONORS
I am surprised that fewer comments have touched on the “white boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” comment. That’s really my favorite part as it really takes the craze-factor up a notch.
I LOVE it; more moms should be like this than maybe we would not have so damn many whiny ass people in the world.
Yeah. White Boy.
Classic, Go Mom!