MOM: Have a good day, Darling!
ME: thanks…
MOM: Oh, and make sure your sister doesn’t forget her weed today.
ME: …
ME: you mean her oboe reed?
MOM: Yes
ME: you wrote “weed”
MOM: Did I? Oops! You know what I mean.
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"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
— Josh
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this is a great site to prank your friends with! http://stuffididlastnight.com
June 17, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Freudian Slip mom?
June 18, 2008 at 7:23 am
Talked to Tricia yesterday. They had a nice trip to Cape Cod this past week but Alyssa was sick with a fever, did not sleep, and threw up. Yesterday she was still running a fever of 104 degrees and brought her to her pediatrician. It ended up that she not only had an elevated WBC but a UTI She received two injections of Rocephin and Tricia has to bring her in again to be rechecked. Poor Tricia has had more than her share of sickness. I love the saying “Your health is your wealth”. It kind of keeps things in perspective.
Hannah is happy and doing well right now. We were going to farmer’s market yesterday but Andrewdecided he wanted to go with her so that is fine. Must run now and get ready for work!
Love,
Mom
June 18, 2008 at 10:59 am
kool shit!)
August 15, 2008 at 10:30 pm