Are you going to be a f***ing potato doctor???

Backstory: I sent my mom a particularly entertaining YouTube video involving a choir of singing potatoes. She was either inspired by the Budweiser ‘Swear Jar’ commercial I also sent along, or she was *very* concerned I wasn’t taking medical school very seriously…

Child, stop watching f***ing youtubes and get the h*** back to work!! What the s*** do you think you’re doing? Are you going to be a f***ing potato doctor??? Love,

Your G**D*** Mother

Posted on 06.18.2008 at 1:30 pm// Tagged: pop culture, youtube

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1. me and me and me - June 18, 2008 at 2:27 pm: F*cking hilarious.
2. j - June 18, 2008 at 2:58 pm: mom was drinking potato juice (aka vodka) at the time, right?
3. Holiday Djinn - June 18, 2008 at 4:18 pm: I wonder if Mr. Potato Head’s mom ever sent him an e-mail similar to this?
4. Joy-Z - June 18, 2008 at 6:06 pm: This lady is seriously tops is so many ways.
5. Jo - June 19, 2008 at 10:18 am: I, too, can attest that this lady is the sh*t. I am proud to be adopted into her family.
6. nick - June 19, 2008 at 2:08 pm: HAHAHAHAHAAH “youtubes”
7. Becca - June 19, 2008 at 3:33 pm: HILARIOUS!
8. A fucking potato doctor « A Poor Reflection - June 19, 2008 at 10:14 pm: [...] 19 June 2008 · No Comments “YouTubes” [...]
9. jesse - June 24, 2008 at 5:01 pm: hahaha hilarious.
10. trxiegirl71 - June 25, 2008 at 3:37 pm: Signed your G**D***Mother! LOVE IT!!!
11. meems - July 10, 2008 at 9:23 pm: All i can say is, “Give her the G** D*** egg! My two grown daughters will understand how it relates!!!!!!!!
12. Amanda - July 16, 2008 at 2:15 pm: Youtube… procrastinators dream.
13. Miss Daisy - July 23, 2008 at 8:46 am: LOL :)~
14. Miss Daisy - July 23, 2008 at 8:52 am: She COULD be a fn potato Dr. for Mr. Potato Head and his sweet potato and all their tater tots!
15. Nemo - August 2, 2008 at 1:09 pm: I love that she said “what the shit”…you can tell she just wanted to slip the word in somewhere…
16. Stacia - August 3, 2008 at 11:18 am: Actually one of my best friends from grad school IS a potato doctor. She studies potato diseases.

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