Offspring – I am cancelling the reservation to Arun’s restaurant. People are losing everything to the flooding in Iowa; people are losing their homes from bank foresclosures (USA Today highlighted a family who took out a home equity loan for $100,000 – their house is now worth $60,000); the price of oil is making travel via car or air prohibitive yada yada yada and I am going to have my hard working princess daughters spend $100 each for a fancy dinner – food we consume, digest then poo? I would rather spend money supporting the local restaurants. Mama
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"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
— Josh
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Mama is Brilliant !!
June 20, 2008 at 11:27 am
Amen, Sister!
June 20, 2008 at 11:42 am
Your mom’s pretty hip!
June 20, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Offspring?!!! I Love it!
June 20, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Right on Mama! And LOL at “Offspring.”
June 20, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Now that’s the right idea!!!
June 20, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Right on, Mom!
June 21, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Yay!
July 19, 2008 at 12:12 am