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Have you stopped using anti-perspirant?

Here’s the worried mom talking “Are you eating well?  Have you stopped using anti-perspirant?  Will you have fun at Symphony Hall tonight?  What’s new?  What’s old?”

Give me a reassuring e-mail so that I know you aren’t huddled in a corner, starving, and lonely!!!

Love,

Llama

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1. j - June 20, 2008 at 1:23 pm

not using antiperspirant could make one lonely

2. m - June 23, 2008 at 6:21 pm

i love that she is called Llama…cute!

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4. MD in MD - July 31, 2008 at 1:57 pm

…then the poor urchin, starved and stinking, looked up to catch the glare of a passing pedstrian.

“Please kind sir, could you please spare a crust of bread or perhaps some anti-perspirant?”

Feeling the tugging at his heartstrings, the lord of the manner tossed a few coins and a can of RIght Guard and left with a flourish.

I love happy endings!

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