Get me out of here!

Surprise, I am writing you an email.

I NEED HELP AND SOON, BEFORE I STARVE TO DEATH !!!!

I am guessing that you are wondering how come I’m doing this — it’s just because I am locked into my computer room and cannot get out.  I was trying to put a door knob on the door and got started, but the thing went completely closed as I was trying to see if it was going to fit — and now here I am having to stoop so low as to write an email to you to see if you could call someone to come get me out.  My phones, of course, are all in the other room. I thought that perhaps you could call Beverly and have her and Howie come over and get me out.  If you happen to have Tami’s number then call her.

Anyhow, can you get me out of here.  I guess I’ll just play games on the computer until someone lets me out of here.  Send me an email to let me know you are doing this for me.

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    • 1.  Sarah

      This is too funny, in a sad sort of “I’m trapped” way. Poor Mom – this is totally something mine would do.

      June 26, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    • 2.  Trixie

      OMG!! This wouldn’t be my mother but I could totally see my best friend doing the same thing. Actually, she has, but in a more public way, and the are either bathrooms or changerooms :)

      June 26, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    • 3.  Andrea

      This email is full of win. Poor Mom!

      June 26, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    • 4.  Leigh

      Have we Moms become so hi-tech that the obvious has passed us by? What happened to opening the window and yelling HELP!? (Pride, I guess)

      June 26, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    • 5.  Jeffrey

      please keep up updated on how long it takes mom to get set free!!!!

      June 26, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    • 6.  Becca

      this is amazing! i neeeeed an update lol.

      June 27, 2008 at 12:13 am

    • 7.  Beebo

      Poor Mom! I hope she got out! Please let us know!

      June 27, 2008 at 8:46 am

    • 8.  drq

      Oh NO! Did Mom ever get out?

      June 27, 2008 at 8:52 am

    • 9.  nick

      YES UPDATE!!!! please!

      June 27, 2008 at 9:16 am

    • 10.  web diversions

      i like how she “stooped so low” to email you, like you’re the scum of the earth or something.

      June 27, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    • 11.  Jenni

      OMG I could TOTALLY see my mom writing this!

      June 27, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    • 12.  Net

      Update: Yes, my mom got out. I called my aunt to go rescue her immediately. My aunt said, “This is the second time this week!”
      Also, Leigh, unfortunately, the computer room doesn’t HAVE a window. It’s basically a large closet with a door.

      June 27, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    • 13.  dav

      haha thats my grandma! =] hey antie

      June 27, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    • 14.  Trex

      Haha I love my grandma always keeping things entertaining =).
      Hi dav(my bro) Hi aunt Nettie

      June 27, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    • 15.  captain obvious

      I just realized…she must have installed the doorknob backwards! I won’t say ‘DUH’ too loud because the situation is kind of sad, but door knobs have a correct orientation people!

      June 28, 2008 at 2:18 am

    • 16.  angel T

      oh no! is this what my future holds…will I be like my mom and lock myself in a closet? luv ya mom!

      June 29, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    • 17.  Nuclear Ants

      So your mom finally came out of the closet? sorry couldn’t help the obvious.

      July 1, 2008 at 12:27 am

    • 18.  Brittany

      this is too funny! i could see my mom doing something like this! what’s scary is i could see myself doing something like this! YIKES!!

      July 10, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    • 19.  Alison

      this is so funny…I was giggling out loud at work! I could totally see my mother doing this, and sadly, I have done this, not resorted to sending an email though!

      July 21, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    • 20.  B

      Perhaps she should remove the door entirely and think about hanging a curtain across the opening …

      July 22, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    • 21.  Amanda

      Too funny.

      July 24, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    • 22.  Kris

      I have actually read many jokes like this.

      And for the guy who says that the knob was probably on backwards, all that would change is the direction that you would have to turn the knob in order to get out. If this were true, the way it would most likely work is that the second knob was not attached, because it was only being tested, and therefore, without the other part of the turning mechanism, the knob will not open.

      August 26, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    • 23.  Michelle

      This made me laugh so hard I cried a little.

      Perhaps tears of pity as well, since I locked myself in a bathroom on Friday….

      September 14, 2008 at 5:13 am

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      [...] Get me out of here! [...]

      February 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    • 25.  peeps

      Yay mom for working on home repair!

      April 28, 2009 at 2:44 am

    • 26.  ~Jenn

      Mom, is that you?

      July 5, 2009 at 1:00 am

    • 27.  KER's Mom

      Actually, I thought it was my daughter who needed rescuing!!!

      March 25, 2010 at 3:17 pm

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      [...] Postcards from Yo Mamma – This one had me laughing so hard I knocked my camera on the floor. (warning – there are some other posts on this blog that are a little extreme in language etc) [...]

      May 7, 2011 at 10:56 am

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