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I Hope I Can Control Myself

Mom: I had a great sandwich, whole wheat pita, ground turkey meat seasoned w/garlic salt, avocado (lots),lettuce, parsley, cucumbers,waterrcress. Yum-Yum

Me: did you make it

Mom: Yup. I keep a fresh salad in the fridge, with romaine,parsley,cuces, and watercress.Then we put a dressing of balsamic vinegar, olive oil, and lemon juice.  Again Yum-Yum You can used the salad for anything.

Me: i hate watercress

Mom: What are you a comunist?

Me: sort of

Mom: I don’t know how to spell comunist.
You need to try it again. I am sure you will like it.

Me: it’s communist. and i dont like the texture. jesus

Mom: Oh jesus yourself x-(
watch out I just learned to use the little pop-outs. I hope I can control myself

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1. Mum2B - June 30, 2008 at 7:48 am

I cannot stop laughing seriously out loud in my office by myself this morning. Salad preference and communism. Awesome Monday morning giggle!

2. MADELINE - June 30, 2008 at 4:42 pm

my mom and sister are pretty damn funny =)

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