I know you get busy sometimes and don’t have time to call and check in with me on your way home and things are so busy when you get home with getting dinner and everything. Don’t worry about it if you can’t check in, just give me a call and let me know.
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"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
— Josh
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So typical! My mom always wanted us to call when we got home so that she’d know we made it safe. I always told her that she’d get a call from the police if I didn’t, so don’t worry about it. That never worked, tho.
June 30, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I live 1500 miles from my mom, and she still wants me to call when I get home at night…FYI Mom-I am not going to call!
June 30, 2008 at 3:20 pm
too freaking funny .. i am a 47 year old mother of 4 myself and damn if my mom still wants me to call her everyday and if I dont, god forbid ..she could be dead and buried and how would I know ..
July 1, 2008 at 12:26 pm
my mom used to call me at my work number and ask “where are you?”
July 1, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I had to call my mom and make sure she hadn’t written it! Too funny. And *so* mom-like.
July 1, 2008 at 8:05 pm
My Daughter sent me this site, To make a point, I suppose….Not Gonna Happen. I am the MAMA
he…he…he
July 22, 2008 at 11:57 am