Honey, honestly, don’t you think it’s about time that pseudoboyfriend be moved up in status to boyfriend.  What’s with this, “wait until i come back to school in the Fall?” Does he think someone better is coming along in the meanwhile? Hmmm?  Doesn’t he know that YOU ARE THE FRIGGIN BEST? I should know.  I [...]

Just heard on the radio that all Bennigan’s have closed…..we ate there in the spring and the menu was awful…everything was fried and I know this doesn’t sound nice, but all the waitresses were really overweight….I told Dad I wondered how they stayed in business this long…..and then I heard this news this morning….
Oh by [...]

Hi dear…..3.08pm here.
We are just back from shopping, during which your dad bought his birthday prezzie from you.
He is delighted with it!
I have it hidden, as usual, and will drag it out on the appointed day.
It’s very nice.
Cost is 49.99 plus GST and PST which, here in the centre of the universe is 7%.  So [...]

Me:  I think i just gave your number to a scam artist, Im sorry  :*{
Mom:  What happened?
Me:  Some guy from the streets wanted to sell me magazines, i told him if you all renew you might do it thru him, but Sara says its a scam
Me:  I love you  O:)
Me:  His name is John if [...]

did you see that scrabulous is disabled?
got the broke tooth. boo.
xo yer ma

Dad and I will move to assisted living when we are 75.  Save this email and remind us that we promised to never make you deal with this - there will be plenty of other craziness we will put you through.
Cuz that’s why you have children!
Love , Mummy

I thought for a minute there was no shower  and I was a little nervous . It looks like a residential  area are you sure there are no gangs up there because I know that these gangs live in some Chicago neighborhoods and they do drive bys so you should definately ask about crime statistics [...]

i just finished watched sigur ros - heima. it’s funny, because today i found a clipping i had to buy a cd called krunna (sp?), and some of the members of that group  play with sigur ros. you probably know of this icelandic group. i loved the film for the scenes of iceland…love,  mommy

We are on the same page which is why I too enjoy soap operas and reading People. Having the ability to enjoy books, movies, entertainment, hobbies, crafts, SEWING, gardening, working around the house, etc. - on all levels - enables us to understand and be able to identify with a broad spectra of people. [...]

OMG!!!! You are possessed by the spirit of–certainly not your mother, not even either of your grandmothers…..must be your GREAT Grandmother! (the German one) Does your healthcare policy cover
exorcism? Maybe it has something to do with having your teeth cleaned…..
Talk to you on Sunday sometime….
Love, Mom

To mail back the RSVP card.  The bride might need to tell a caterer at least two weeks ahead of time how many people to make food for.
I thought you read bridal magazines.  Maybe not.
Mom

I think that we are going to finally ditch AOL.  I want to save my favorite places and also my old email. The computer is running very slow.  I brought it down to the computer guy, and he recommends that we get a new hard drive.  He said that my hard drive is corrupted.  Who [...]

25 cent pbr at the rhino club on sundays! Of course you probably dont want to frequent there but i thought of you when i saw it.

Having a hard time concentrating this afternoon. My mind keeps drifting to Montana, a certain mountain man, and ….. Damn.
Love you.
Mom

Hey Babe,
I’m gonna make your keylime pie today, but I gotta tell ya, I had to buy the keylime in a small plastic thing like they sell lemon juice, is that right?  I hope there’s a cup in there!  I guess I should have tried Whole Foods instead of Food Lion.
Miley Cyrus is on the [...]

Remember in “101 Dalmatians”, when the dogs in the village wanted to talk to each other, they would bark to the dog next door, and it would carry on until every one heard the news? It was called a ‘twilight bark,’ as I recall. Well, I was going to call G-ma & G-pa just now, [...]

Off to the gym tonight and I’ll probably pick up the winning lotto ticket on the way–I’ll let you know if we win.  Big trip to Italy/Greece and locations beyond if I do.  You would surely be invited!!!!!!  We’d ride in the airplane section that uses real utensils and salt shakers.

It will probably come saturday or monday so you can buy monistat external cream if you are uncomfortable in the meantime. Call me if u have any questions.
I am getting the gray out of my hair this morning. This afternoon is my nails.-what a life, eh?? Not to mention all the unpacking laundry around the [...]

I just read the paper and in the sports section LeBron James is in Las Vagas getting ready for the Olympics.  YOU might get to see him.  He sprained his right ankle, if you see him hobble by try and get his autograph.  Tell him I saw him play in Akron when he was in [...]

We are in Digby Nova Scotia tonight and staying at the Digby Pines. It is really nice and a very old historic hotel/lodge built in the early 1900’s. Dad and I sat in the huge lobby and had  scallops for dinner. Because Digby is the scallop capital of the world! It is very similar to [...]