bon jovi is at the grand army plaza next weekend. gonna be huge. do-able for me and dad, do you think? ask your husband if he’s up for it. you don’t have to come.
mom
ps: don’t forget to make me an accupuncture appointment.
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"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
— Josh
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