Carnal Love For Windows Vista

Hi Sweetie,

If you ask me real nice, I might let you caress the keyboard of my computer.  It is sweet and fast. Ahh……..I love Windows Vista.  I figured out your father’s password and gave him an icon on the desk top.  I wouldn’t have done this but the other computer started flashing like a strobe light.

Mom

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  • 1.  Russ

    Looks like we found the person who like Windows Vista. Caress my keyboard? Oh boy…

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    July 3, 2008 at 2:25 pm

  • 2.  Ashley

    Russ, why don’t you stop spamming us with your blog? If we really wanted to see your site, we could just roll over your name.

    July 4, 2008 at 2:10 am

  • 3.  Little Lemon

    Because Russ is a sad little chap

    July 4, 2008 at 2:05 pm

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    @Little Lemon: Judging by the content of his blog, I’d say he’s more disturbed than sad!!

    July 4, 2008 at 2:53 pm

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