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It’s Fishy

Mom: FYI, Women of childbearing age should only eat Lake Erie fish once a
week or month (I forget which). Pregnant women - more stringent. Maybe not at all, I forget that too. We had Lake perch last week and then I saw the warning in the paper

Me: Does that include women of childbearing age who are not having children
at the moment?

Mom: YES. Just in case. Perhaps it stays in your body and will farm your
future embryos.

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1. Lis - July 4, 2008 at 5:38 pm

Oh, man I would never eat Lake fish, especially if its from the Buffalo area of the Lake

2. Kelly - July 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm

because when those fish farms invade your body, you end up with little mer-babies—!

3. poker hemsidor - July 20, 2008 at 5:53 pm

poker hemsidor…

wave evident diction firm!…

4. Mars Girl - July 24, 2008 at 9:07 am

Ha ha! That’s funny. I grew up on the shores of Lake Erie…. I guess I’m infertile now.

5. auto and homeowners insurance - July 29, 2008 at 3:52 am

auto and homeowners insurance…

Edmund:hornet entitling …

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