Mom: the picture you have on this messenger has someone else’s cheek connected to you

Me: haha yea its my friends. i thought it was an attractive cheek so i borrowed it for the night, made a nice accessory

Mom: some people may think you are siamese twins (i.e. a two-headed creature)

Me: yea, not the worst thing in the world, id take it as a compliment

Mom: you can join the circus if the lsats don’t turn out well