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Hi concentrate on work and Oprah today talk about you, you are the full monty the whole picture and guys are scared off by u

Just listen and talk less, make an effort

Do not play one up, U definitely do, if he says i have 5 bucks you think asshole I have $500

Men read this and are very insecure and run away!! Even the best catches

love you MOM

Posted on 07.08.2008 at 4:39 pm// Tagged: advice, oprah, relationships

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1. cheeky - July 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm: Wha?
2. Sabine - July 8, 2008 at 5:17 pm: Saints preserve me from any man who’s that insecure.
3. Sarah - July 8, 2008 at 6:18 pm: I would definitely think the same comment about the $5. Asshole… I have more!
4. TimBuk2 - July 9, 2008 at 9:14 am: Hey can I borrow $500…I need to buy gas and a latté..
5. web diversions - July 10, 2008 at 12:27 pm: ESL mom?
6. ohiomom - July 10, 2008 at 8:35 pm: Why would your mom want you to have a guy who is that insecure!?
7. Kristin - July 30, 2008 at 6:24 am: Get that mother some Rital- OH LOOK AT THE KITTY!

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