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Bad Luck B*tch

Backstory: This was sent after we told our mom to break the cycle of chain e-mails that claim you get back luck if you don’t forward them on.

I am trying, but that b*tch keeps sending them to me. I get scared that I will have bad luck if I don’t forward them on.

Tagged: email

Posted on 07.17.2008 at 8:50 am

RATING: 79 add 1

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1. j

people who forward those emails bug me, but much less than the idiots who actually waste hours of their day creating them!

July 17, 2008 at 8:55 am

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2. TimBuk2

A mind is a terrible thing to waste…

July 17, 2008 at 9:01 am

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3. Nuclear Ants

If you don’t forward this entire thread you will have bad luck. Your mother will come to live with you and bring her cats.

July 17, 2008 at 2:01 pm

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