Thanks for calling last night. Sorry I was uncommunicative. I’m getting tired of this, but better each day. The Dulcolax I took last night may have helped somewhat. We have not recognized the obvious cure for me……an enema. There was something on TV this morning about people getting depressed with the economy. They talked about looking on the bright side, glass half full. It’s sad about grandma, uncle Bob, the swimming pool being so dirty, my gut, the economy, gas prices, the war. But I’m glad that my kids are doing well, Dad is healthy, and we don’t have money or fat problems. On the Yahoo page, health tip of the day, they say sponges can actually breed bacteria, better if you microwave the wet sponge for 1min and remove hot sponge with tongs. Don’t forget to get your car fixed. Dad and the Brake Experts recommend it. Good luck on your project. Since you like my advice so much, hope you have it fully completed by the end of the summer. Love, MOM
Constipation & The Crappy Economy
Posted on 07.18.2008 at 9:00 am// Tagged: health, totally random
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“…thank god we don’t have money or fat problems…”
Heheee!
Sometimes it seems as though the world is going to hell in a handbag, what with the war and the pool being so dirty. On the upshot, there’s always enemas to cure what ails you and microwaves to rid your sponges of bacteria. Chin up.
OH MY GOD! Not the swimming pool!