Yeah Chris is cute. Are you gay? I’d be all over him if I was your age. But then maybe you are all over each other and you are still just friends. Or that unrequited love thing. Sniff. None of my business. He seems like a nice guy. I always forget I’m wearing my prescription sunglasses. It is considered rude in some cultures to hide your eyes. By the way, if you are gay, no problems for me as long as you have kids.
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Posted on 07.21.2008 at 3:55 pm// Tagged: gay, things that moms like to ask over email
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Well, now I need to know: is he gay and are he and Chris doing it?
My guess? Absolutely!
I so wish that was how my mom reacted…
Just have the babies! Love this mom!
I assumed that the mom was talking to her daughter and wondering if she was gay because why else wouldn’t she be hitting it with the cute Chris?
That’s what I thought too Amanda.
The best part is the “by the way…” both my mother and father have a nack for delivering life changing information preceeded by “by the way”
@Amanda: That’s exactly what I thought.
I love how she goes from her acceptance of her child’s potential homosexuality, to her sunglasses, and then immediately to pressures for grandchildren. It’s like they are all of equal import. Love it.
As interesting as my mother’s response to “I’m a lesbian.” —- “Oh thank God, we thought you were pregnant.”
Why do all the mothers seem to have attention deficit disorder? It’s like all of their messages jump from topic to topic somewhat incoherently. Anyone notice this trend?
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I think they are writing in a stream of consciousness style!
LOL! I don’t think it is ADD…we just feel like there are too many things left unsaid. Once your kids are gone, you can’t get enough advice in as fast as you want to.
Russ - do you not have a mother???
Nothing like a little note from mom letting you know it’s okay to be gay - as long as you don’t forget to breed.
See, now I’m dying to know - is she gay??
I’m dying to know if SHE is a HE or a SHE. Both scenarios are intriguing. Either way mom’s reaction to the possibility of having a gay child is priceless-so hip and non-chalant.
OK, this one made me laugh until i snorted.