mom: Have I mentioned my recent obsession with the song, “Low”, by Flo Rida?
me: oh. my. lord.
mom: I thought you’d want to know.
me: you are hilarious
maria and i like that song
mom: I can’t get it out of my head. Probably because I listened to it 4 times in a row on the bus going into NYC.
But what ARE apple-bottom jeans?


















Dear Mom,
Bottom line: Apple Bottom Jeans are made with 100% real apples.
Love,
The apple of your eye
July 21, 2008 at 12:38 pm
This is so funny….for some reason that song appeals to all ages. I had to explain it to a father of a middle schooler…I hope the kid is still able to listen to it
July 21, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I had to look up ‘applebottom jeans’!!!!
July 21, 2008 at 6:10 pm
apple bottom jeans are for people with huge butts, like me.
July 21, 2008 at 7:34 pm
My mom loves this song too! So does my project manager. Stayce, you’re right, “Low” just seems to speak to the people.
July 22, 2008 at 11:42 am
My mom loves that song “Because I got High” :-\
July 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm
My 40-something uncle dedicated this song to his 10 yr old daughter at a recent family wedding…
Flo Rida truly spans multiple generations…
July 22, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Love this!! My mom refuses to admit she wore “reeboks with the straps” to aerobics class when my sister and I were little! She had a white and black pair! :o)
July 24, 2008 at 5:05 pm