G-Strings And Bridge Foursomes

Backstory: my 72 year old Mother went with her friend to the local casino b/c they sent a coupon for a free steak…at the Chippendale’s 5 p.m. show.

We had a good time Saturday, the show was hilarious, g-string only, thank God! Never heard so many screaming women, sex starved, I guess, Ha! Got a headache from the loud music and screaming..we were home by eight o’clock, was so tired yesterday, just can’t do that anymore, too old!!
went over to Cam’s around 3:30 yesterday to see Darcy swim in his new little pool ! took Lady and she behaved..then stayed til around six as Cam put the movie, Indiana Jones in to have me listen to the surround sound - really great!
Will grocery shop this morning - tomorrow will go to lunch with the bridge foursome, then play at Linda’s - look forward to it as haven’t seen them this summer.
Talk to you later! Love you mucho, Mom

Posted on 07.22.2008 at 9:36 am// Tagged: food, pets, sex

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1. kelly - July 22, 2008 at 10:27 am

This is cute. I hope I am this energetic and happy when I am 72!

2. Greg - July 22, 2008 at 11:16 am

OK, just discovered this site (a friend fwded to me), and this is the only one I’ve read so far, but, omg, my mom is 67, and that sounds just like her.

3. Holiday Djinn - July 22, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Hell, i am not that active and i am less than half her age!

4. L - July 22, 2008 at 1:23 pm

Go Mama!

5. Russ - July 23, 2008 at 4:23 am

I am disturbed by this one on so many levels. Don’t even know where to begin.

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6. TimBuk2 - July 24, 2008 at 9:03 am

Russ, it’s pretty obvious that you are disturbed. Find a therapist, please.

7. Lagos74 - July 24, 2008 at 4:07 pm

I guess mom jumped on the chance to get some “HOT BUNS” to go with her free steak. Good for her!

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