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I have his bobblehead doll.

I just read the paper and in the sports section LeBron James is in Las Vagas getting ready for the Olympics. YOU might get to see him. He sprained his right ankle, if you see him hobble by try and get his autograph. Tell him I saw him play in Akron when he was in High school tell him I am a huge fan of the Cavs. I have his bobblehead doll. Be sure to tell Jim this great news too. Your mission today is find LeBron, he might even be gambling at your hotel!
Get going,
Mom

Tagged: bobbleheads, lebron james, sports, vices

Posted on 07.24.2008 at 1:30 pm

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1. Bean

I was in Vegas when LeBron was there, and saw him at Tryst… is that how one prepares for the Olympics??

July 29, 2008 at 3:55 pm

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Love, Mom

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