I missed that in pre-school

Backstory: I’m almost 40.

Mom: Where are you today?

Me: Lynchburg, Virginia

Mom: Oh that sounds fun.

Me: I’m going to run and get a salad for dinner

Mom: Are you leaving the hotel?

Me: Yes.  I’m going across the street

Mom: Well don’t talk to strangers

Me: Thanks, I missed that in pre-school.

Mom: One of these days someone will kidnapp you and I’ll have to get money together to get you back.

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    • 1.  TimBuk2

      You’ll always be her baby and she’ll always worry about you….ain’t LOVE great…

      August 6, 2008 at 11:18 am

    • 2.  Holiday Djinn

      LOL! I wonder how much money mom thinks she would have to get together?

      August 6, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    • 3.  Phaerye

      And here I was hoping my parents would get over that…. damnit.

      August 6, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    • 4.  Ayelet

      You must be Jewish! :o)

      August 7, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    • 5.  DazzlingUrbanite

      I’m working in Lynchburg right now. So far it has been dismal as heck! I travel for work and my mom and dad still worry about me. I hope they never stop. :)

      August 10, 2008 at 12:34 am

    • 6.  Elliot

      Knowing Lynchburg, that’s actually a legitimate concern for a mother of children any age to have.

      August 12, 2008 at 12:31 am

    • 7.  CLaw

      My favorite part of this is that your mom things Lynchburg “sounds fun.” God bless her.

      August 17, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    • 8.  Molly

      I grew up in lynchburg, and if I were a kidnapper, I’d choose another, slightly richer city to pull my victims-for-ransom from.

      August 17, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    • 9.  bobby

      man, people on this are so sassy to their parents. i tend to have a good rapport with my parents but i don’t think i’m ever very sarcastic. hmmm, time to analyze.

      September 9, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    • 10.  Lee

      Lynchburg is definitely not fun.

      November 12, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    • 11.  Lauren

      I go to school in Lynchburg! Yeah there isn’t too much trouble a 40 yr old can get into.

      December 1, 2009 at 4:34 pm

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