here’s what I’ve done so far:
correctol 2 yesterday, one today, or 2, can’t remember. Miralax powder per pharmacist. giant salad, I mean giant with extra veggies and a few beans.
I did jog, but not that far. one enema: just a couple of small poops. This is the end of day 4. Ahhhhhhh! I will try your suggestions tomorrow– a whole watermelon?????? If none tomorrow, then it’s colon cleanse and you know i dread that.
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Um….seriously…..she is going to be FURIOUS! Ever since i posted one from my mom, all her e-mails are precurrsed by “please don’t post this on that website.”
Why do mothers feel the need to keep their offspring informed on their pooping habits?
Is your mom ill?
It is a rule, all people over the age of 55 only talk about their children/grandchildren and frequency in which they use the bathroom.
The feel they get bonus points when they can combine the two.
drnatura.com is much easier
she’s in danger of dehydration!
Mom should make sure she drinks plenty of fluids. All that fiber won’t help if she doesn’t drink lots of fluids, water being best.
Thank goodness this is now broadcast all over the internet so everyone is up to date.
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After the enema, a watermelon? Thats gonna hurt.
Nuclear Ants wrote—> After the enema, a watermelon? That’s gonna hurt. <—-
LOL! That’s what I thought! My mum is famous for the poo conversations, but she’d rather talk about mine than hers. And she has no shame. She’ll strike up a conversation about pooping in line at the supermarket or while were sitting in a restaurant. I’ve come to expect it.
It’s worse now that I’m pregnant. When ever we talk the first words out’a her mouth are, “Are you still pooping?” When the baby’s born it’ll be “Is the baby pooping?” I guess poop is just her thing.