This raises a lot of questions: For starters, are female students in the clear, or are VAGINAL warts rampant as well? Is this the same kind of wart, or are we talking about two distinct breeds, each of which are partial to one or the othe type of genitalia?
STD’s are rampant on college campuses. A new fad is sweeping colleges around the U.S Young men are having sex with ducks, (AKA F**K A DUCK).
WARNING: NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A DUCK. YOU CAN GET CHIRPES. IT IS A CANARIAL DISEASE AND IT IS UNTWEETABLE.
The best part about this one is that this came from my mother and my sister posted it. This is relatively benign in comparison to other emails we have received. thanks ma
"I'm named after the song A Letter to Elise by The Cure, and my middlenames: Klara and Lisel were chosen because my mom had a dream about having a daughter named Klara, and she promised my great-grandmother that she would name me Lisel."
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Leave it to Ma to make sure all the bases are covered.
August 13, 2008 at 10:24 am
BAH HA ahahaha!
August 13, 2008 at 11:47 am
I love how “penile” is in all caps.
August 13, 2008 at 12:41 pm
This raises a lot of questions: For starters, are female students in the clear, or are VAGINAL warts rampant as well? Is this the same kind of wart, or are we talking about two distinct breeds, each of which are partial to one or the othe type of genitalia?
August 13, 2008 at 2:01 pm
This note makes penile warts seem like criminals that are skulking around campus, waiting to attack.
oh momma!
August 14, 2008 at 9:48 am
STD’s are rampant on college campuses. A new fad is sweeping colleges around the U.S Young men are having sex with ducks, (AKA F**K A DUCK).
WARNING: NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A DUCK. YOU CAN GET CHIRPES. IT IS A CANARIAL DISEASE AND IT IS UNTWEETABLE.
August 14, 2008 at 11:06 pm
omg…this is so funny…she just wanted to make sure you knew…does she think there is a reason you would NEED to know?? lol…very funny.
August 18, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Oh god I about died reading KnotTubeRight’s comment. :’D
August 19, 2008 at 2:40 pm
The best part about this one is that this came from my mother and my sister posted it. This is relatively benign in comparison to other emails we have received. thanks ma
September 19, 2008 at 9:14 am