Daddy told me to say that.

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Mornin’ Sweetie!

Are your eyes open yet? When did you get home last night?

So, Daddy just told me about your raise (on the phone — he’s on his way back to DC) (and we were both exhausted last night and he didn’t remember sooner!) and I’m thrilled for you!

Congratulations! You deserve it!!!

Hugs, Mom

P.S. I’m really angry that you told Daddy first. He told me to say that.

P.P.S I don’t mean it at all.

More hugs, Mom

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Posted on 08.13.2008 at 9:30 am

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August 13, 2008 at 11:51 pm
2. Becca

i love the back to back parenthetical phrases… hilarious

August 14, 2008 at 5:49 pm

"As someone who just started grad school with an assistantship, and the first person in my family to go to college, i can SOOO see my mom saying this. She's not at all impressed, lol."
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