OMG- you and your brother are the same about Michael P- I am so not tired of watching a possible lifetime achievement- your brother thinks it would be funny if he loses!!!!!!!!! Mens gymnastics was ok if you were from China-Yes the USA did well considering but that last event on the horse almost lost them the bronze. The woman are on tonight, I hope they can pull it together, they certainly have the talent to win. Say hi to the Smiths’ this weekend for us and give the kids a big kiss. Just got your ps- what time does that happen that is on tv one of the stations I know. Never know you might meet a gazillionaire who just happens to be a decent human being- YOU DID WHAT TO YOUR HAIR_SEND ME A PICTURE
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Ahh, mother ADD.. LOVE IT.
August 13, 2008 at 1:24 pm
All other sentiments receive proper capitalization but mother’s speak (and email) in ALLCAPS about daughter’s hair.
Poster, I’m sure it looks lovely!
I’ll see my mom after 6 months and she’ll invariably ask me if I like how I am wearing my hair…as though perhaps I really am trying to wear it well but can’t quite seem to get there.
August 15, 2008 at 10:06 am