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Applebee’s Just Doesn’t Measure Up.

Backstory: My mom LOVED Bennigans. We would go to Bennigans for any and all occasions. Since she heard that they went bankrupt and would be closing nationally, she has been completely devastated. It is all she can talk about, even on my 21st birthday!

Happy Happy Birthday to you on this special day

Happy Happy Birthday that’s all I have to say

Happy Happy Birthday may all your dreams come true

Happy Happy Birthday from Mommy to you

Benningans RIP 2008

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1.  Elizabeth - August 15, 2008 at 11:51 am

Is this the same mom as the previous Bennigan’s email, or are there moms in mourning all over the U.S.?

Having never personally been to a Bennigans, what was the attraction?

2.  Cameron - September 10, 2008 at 1:41 pm

THAT is hilarious.

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